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[adam12]

 

[huntertrw]

"As John's appetite for Latakia continued to grow, so did he. Unfortunately, his pipe did not."

 

[condorlover1]

'Note to self. Do not smoke my vintage Dunhill in the rain!' :D

 

[edgreen]

I told her not to put my pipe in the wash.

 

[huntertrw]

"Yeah, I enjoy a short smoke. So what?"

 

[tbradsim1]

Mini Pete.

 

[papipeguy]

Retrohaling-it's how I roll.

 

[adam12]

"The nose-warmer fad having died out, carvers turned their attention to the more lucrative 'lip-warmer' size."

 

[johnnyreb]

The new "Keychain Pipe", for those times when pocket pipes are just so "big"!

 

[macabra11]

Danish freehand? No thanks. I, sir, do not need to "compensate".

 

[oldredbeard]

So I may have a little to much face for this pipe.

 

[mso489]

If you got 'em, smoke 'em.

 

[huntertrw]

"And here's an example of yet another eBay-seller misrepresentation."

 

[woodsroad]

"Unfortunately, we lost Dr. Johnson to the head-shrinking natives, but were able to recover his pipe"

 

[edgreen]

Paul Bunyan in retirement

 

[cobguy]

When I suggested seeing a "shrink" to help you stop smoking ... that's not what I had in mind!

 

[frank13]

"Now the medical risks associated with tobacco use have been greatly reduced!"

 

[huntertrw]

"Ted was plagued by a variety of psychological problems, but pipe-envy was not one of them."

 

[brian64]

If you think this is a cheap prize, you should see what the 2nd and 3rd place winners in the caption contest got.

 

[huntertrw]

brian64:
Well played, Sir!