Having missed the deadline for the secret Santa, a very kind gent from Canada enquired after my address, & sent off a parcel containing various tobaccos & an unsmoked lovely Canadian pipe. How nice is that? Always had a soft spot for Canada. Ever since I had an extremely enjoyable & passionate affair with a very pretty young Canadian girl, many years ago,whilst travelling through Europe. I even went over there on a surprise visit, much to her delight, & the total dismay & disgust of her younger brother. Anyway, I digress. So happy am I with my gift from 'the great white north' I'm going buy myself a lumberjack shirt, find a bar here that sells labatts(whatever happened to molson extra dry?) & go & sing the praises of that wonderful country & my new found buddy. Thankyou Canada, Thankyou davet, good show! Or should I say fu..ing A!