Bumper Stickers Of Wisdom

[bnichols23]

help my friend, Jack, off his horse.

grooooooooan Dang, Mike, you did NOT just say that......

 

[3rdguy]

Save the whales. Harpoon a fat chick.

 

[jeff540]

Note quite bumper sticker, but here in my little college town we get a lot of students from out of state. One particular young lady, I can only assume from Kentucky, had a personalized license plate on her car that read: KY GIRL

 

[ashdigger]

Two of my favorite t-shirts from my misspent youth were I'd Walk Over You to See The Who and Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ.

 

[mikefu]

grooooooooan Dang, Mike, you did NOT just say that......

Bill- proper punctuation saves more than lives.

 

[cossackjack]

Whoa, gentlemen.

I'm Jack, & I don't even own a horse!

 

[mikefu]

ummmm...I should have read the post on how to use the quote function. BUT I figured it out mere seconds before the edit time ran out.

No offense Jack. 'Twas a mere perfunctory proper punctuatory prototype.

 

[olkofri]

"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead".

 

[danielplainview]

I currently have this bumper sticker on my truck.

 

[shanez]

 

[piper64]

Just seen "eat lots cos fat people are harder to kidnap " :lol:

 

[diamondback]

Favorite bumper sticker I’ve yet seen:
“They’re Lying”
Profound simple truth in these crazy times.

 

[tbradsim1]

. Way Back!

 

[verporchting]

" I never said that shit. - Confucius. "

 

[brian64]

Favorite bumper sticker I’ve yet seen:
“They’re Lying”
Profound simple truth in these crazy times.

Yep...that really does sum it all up in two words.

 

[krizzose]

Old favorite: “My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student”
New favorite: “ .131 “

 

[workman]

I once got caught in a traffic-jam where the idiot responsible had this: Beware: female driver :lol:

 

[jaytex1969]

Brad's pic of the septic truck reminds me, I once saw one of those trucks with the "small print" saying, "Satisfaction guaranteed or we will cheerfully return your product."

 

[condorlover1]

A personal favorite I saw this weekend was:
"Jefferson Davis for President 2020"

 

[mso489]

There should be a little clamp-on display rack/window for bumper stickers so they could be changed like the clever church signs with with and wisdom. I really enjoy short witticisms like the original post. I feel somewhat oppressed by extensive opinion pieces in short sentences, sometimes wallpapering bumpers and other expanses on vehicles. These seem to preempt rather than invite open minded discussion. Everyone has their ardent opinion, and even mine aren't entirely correct, though I would never admit it, especially on a bumper sticker.