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sablebrush52

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Jun 15, 2013
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I was out on my morning lunt when I came upon this wonderful bumper sticker:
Let's eat Grandpa.
Let's eat, Grandpa.
Proper punctuation saves lives.

 

trouttimes

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Nov 26, 2018
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Punctuation, spelling, proper grammar are just a few of the things we are losing to the texting/twitter influences. Cursive writing is now used for code. I miss the old days in many areas.

 

olkofri

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Well, if they can't read cursive, I'm even safer: I write in Sütterlin.

 

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olkofri

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When it comes to bumper stickers, sometimes it's not punctuation but location. Take those 'Run, John Doe, RUN!' election stickers; if you support the candidate you place the sticker on the back bumper, if you support the other party you put the sticker on the front bumper.

 

ashdigger

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Jul 30, 2016
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My personal favorite....
"If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

 

brian64

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Jan 31, 2011
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On the rear of a semi:
Don't like trucks?

Stop buying shit.

Problem solved.
Two other good ones:
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.

 

wolflarsen

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Jul 29, 2018
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I'm not one for bumper stickers but do have a "Be Stoked" Dalai Lama refrigerator magnet.


 

mso489

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Feb 21, 2013
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All you get from bumper stickers is adhesive that doesn't come off in the car wash.

 

agnosticpipe

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Nov 3, 2013
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Two that I remember from years ago:

On the back of a Maserati, "My ex-wife drives a Toyota".

"Militant Agnostic, I don't know and you don't either".

 

judcole

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Sep 14, 2011
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Detroit
My all-time favorite, that I used to see a lot around here
Speed on, brother, hell ain't half full

 

cossackjack

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Oct 31, 2014
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Two that I embrace...
God created few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
Honey, this isn't bald...its the solar panel for my SEX MACHINE!
(SWMBO responds, "Put on a hat, stay out of the sun, & get over yourself!")

 

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