Black Frigate!

[olkofri]

There's even a recruiting media piece already:

 

[olkofri]

well I am sure their ship involves less beatings, however we have a better dental plan. Just saying it's something to consider is all.

We need no dental plan. I make sure more than enough lemons are loaded!

 

[saintpeter]

shot we need another crew. Any pipe tobacco blends of the same quality but named after an admiral or something like that. Seriously there aren't enough sea battles on this site (it's the one problem really).

Well, there is always H and H's Fleet Commander....

 

[anotherbob]

Well, there is always H and H's Fleet Commander....

We shall have to investigate that one then.

 

[saintpeter]

We shall have to investigate that one then.

Or perhaps Captain Black Grape. It would come with it's own mutiny!

 

[Chasing Embers]

Or perhaps Captain Black Grape. It would come with it's own mutiny!

Actually like that one.

 

[anotherbob]

Or perhaps Captain Black Grape. It would come with it's own mutiny!

no

 

[diamondback]

well I am sure their ship involves less beatings, however we have a better dental plan. Just saying it's something to consider is all.

But wait Mister Bob, on tha Black Frigate ya see.. Cap’n sez... urr... lemme think...

Ah yes! ‘Twas “The beatins’ will continue until morale improves” he sez! Got a tear in me eye thinkin’ how much tha Cap’n takes his time to care for us an all.

And Mister Nichols, he says ‘tis part o’ me pay!

 

[saintpeter]

Actually like that one.

My deepest condolences. I guess my palate is not advanced enough to savor the fine nuances of grape tobacco, although I do enjoy a glass of Mad Dog 20/20 on occasion.

 

[Chasing Embers]

My deepest condolences. I guess my palate is not advanced enough to savor the fine nuances of grape tobacco, although I do enjoy a glass of Mad Dog 20/20 on occasion.

What's really funny is how Visions of Celephaïs get praise from some and it's just as grape as CBG.

 

[saintpeter]

It probably is worth noting I hate almost everything "grape." I tossed 20 cigars (I use the term loosely) because they were grape.

 

[Chasing Embers]

It probably is worth noting I hate almost everything "grape." I tossed 20 cigars (I use the term loosely) because they were grape.

Sounds like my aversion to treacle.

 

[anotherbob]

But wait Mister Bob, on tha Black Frigate ya see.. Cap’n sez... urr... lemme think...

Ah yes! ‘Twas “The beatins’ will continue until morale improves” he sez! Got a tear in me eye thinkin’ how much tha Cap’n takes his time to care for us an all.

And Mister Nichols, he says ‘tis part o’ me pay!

over here you can have all the morale you want on your free time. That's two months a year rest of the time we don't worry about morale.

 

[saintpeter]

over here you can have all the morale you want on your free time. That's two months a year rest of the time we don't worry about morale.

I would love more ale...oh, wait...morale...never mind.

 

[olkofri]

I would love more ale...oh, wait...morale...never mind.

Oh my! I've yet another pun to tease my mum with about my ale consumption! ?

 

[brian64]

I've yet another pun to tease my mum with about my ale consumption!

Your poor mum. First tobacco, now ale.

Just wait till she finds out you've taken a medic position on a pirate ship. That should finish her off.

How could you have gone so far astray?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Best not to interact. Could be a temporal anomaly where you meet your evil mirror-universe self. "In brief: Avoid."

I am the evil mirror-universe me. Once played one helluva prank on Kirk!

 

[olkofri]

Your poor mum. First tobacco, now ale.

Just wait till she finds out you've taken a medic position on a pirate ship. That should finish her off.

How could you have gone so far astray?

It was actually the other way around! First alcohol then toby! I plan to stop there, though: don't want to imitate Maturin in the use of other, er, herbs.

 

[Chasing Embers]

imitate Maturin

You could always imitate his namesake and help the Losers defeat Pennywise.

 

[vates]

As long as it's not Arthur Gordon Pym.