Masthands.
Hmmm.
Maybe I wanna be a pair of masthands....... I know just where I would put them.....
Hmmm.
Maybe I wanna be a pair of masthands....... I know just where I would put them.....
Black Frigate!
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If he knew what you looked like.Likely my fault too.
Y'know, I really should have sent my "Santee" some BF. I did Balkan instead. Oh, well, next year.
So...how does one go about applying for the Chaplin position at this fine, elite and obviously exclusive club? I am non de-nominal. I accept any denominations but prefer 5s, 10s and 20s; small unmarked bills with non sequential serial numbers. I can deliver last rites if needed and insure they are needed if so desired.
p.s. I have watched most the Charlie Chaplin movies so that should help in the position.
p.s. I have watched most the Charlie Chaplin movies so that should help in the position.
I don't really know, but from what I've gathered, I'm pretty sure you have to apply through the keelhauling dept (that
As clumsy as I am, you would think I studied Buster Keaton.
Ward them off??? You mean we are suppose to get rid of them??? Boy is my face red. As for warding, I took advance courses in Alabama. Montgomery, Alabama to be exact. Where I learned the famous Montgomery Ward.
I'd be more worried about those unicorn headed mermaid things that started chasing us after we spilled cleaning fluid into the water!
And yes, I know what a hippocampus is.?
The Black Frigate Monkey Ward Chaplain shall protect us all with the powerful
Montgomery Ward!
Montgomery Ward!
So it would appear that Saint Peter is now (officially?) the Frigate Chaplain (who would have thought the BF would even have a chaplain, much less one named Saint Peter...but I digress).
My only question is, I seem to recall just yesterday there was an applicant for that position. Does the Frigate wish to make any statement as to why he was turned down (or what became of him)?
Was he in fact keelhauled, or did he decline to undergo that initiation?
My only question is, I seem to recall just yesterday there was an applicant for that position. Does the Frigate wish to make any statement as to why he was turned down (or what became of him)?
Was he in fact keelhauled, or did he decline to undergo that initiation?
It is? I do not consider it official until someone states it is. As to keelhauling I just assumed that was a part of any good Christmas party.
He wasn't religious enough. ?
I take my leave and await a decision or lack thereof. I offer this for your viewing pleasure.
All of us are self appointed, you're in!
Haha! Funny that you mention it. I was thinking of snatching that position. I'm debating it against another plum I'm eyeing elsewhere, though.
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