Black Frigate Has Docked

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I don't know who's in charge of the Frigate HR dept, but that crew doesn't appear to have completed sensitivity and diversity training.

8O Wait... thar be a HR department? Does anyone else know about this? How's it I dunno about th' HR department???

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

I don't know who's in charge of the Frigate HR dept, but that crew doesn't appear to have completed sensitivity and diversity training.

Arrrgh, we keelhauled the lot on account they was keepin' us from pillagin' other ships and such. Seems they didn't take too kindly to us sackin' all the ships on our own accord and not followin' certain "procedures", whatever that be. Alls I know, is that thar HR manual sure did come to good use down in the privy. :rofl:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Alls I know, is that thar HR manual sure did come to good use down in the privy.

Wait... we have a privy? 8O

 

[Chasing Embers]

That be news to mine ears as well.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I had actually asked earlier in another thread if we could get one.... http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/so-this-happened#post-1245135

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

Wait... we have a privy? 8O

Aye...er...me thinks we do...that brown box wit a fancy lid on her. Y'all know the one...it sits at the foot of olkofri's sleepin' quarters. Y'all had to seen her, you brung her on board in tha' rescue. Jay said it hisself:

"Been drifting for days since me schooner was sunk."

"All I have left is me pipe and this trunk."

Had t' move some o' tha' scallywags rags tha' looked an awful lot like short pants, but I made it work for meself.
Actually, now I come to think o'er it, that mighta been a footlocker, but if it twas, it sure was tha' fanciest locker e'er I laid eyes on.

 

[brian64]

that brown box wit a fancy lid on her. Y'all know the one...it sits at the foot of olkofri's sleepin' quarters. Had t' move some o' tha' scallywags rags tha' looked an awful lot like short pants, but I made it work for meself.

And that's how we welcomed Olkofri aboard.

 

[olkofri]

Aye...er...me thinks we do...that brown box wit a fancy lid on her. Y'all know the one...it sits at the foot of olkofri's sleepin' quarters.

Shiver me trouts! That be no privy, that be the disposal chute for Borkum Riff! Hrmp, well, actually... it be both!! Har, har!

 

[jaytex1969]

Had t' move some o' tha' scallywags rags tha' looked an awful lot like short pants, but I made it work for meself.

You didn't touch 'em with yer bare hands, didja? A fella could catch something!
I usually grab one o' the long churchwardens layin' around the quarters to scoot questionable objects outta the way. It's MUCH more sanitary...

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

You didn't touch 'em with yer bare hands, didja? A fella could catch something!

Some cleaning solution should fix him right up.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Cue the unicorn!

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

8O I see that thing.... everywhere!!! 8O

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

8O I see that thing.... everywhere!!! 8O

Precisely the reason we keep having to lock up the cleaning fluid. I saw it the other night and was casting brass rings about it's majestic horn, only to slowly realize it was not the horn at all, but the Cap'n's mustache...what a soberin' experience that was...spent the next week swabbing the poop deck with nothin' but me tongue.

 

[bnichols23]

Best thing we can do for the unicorn is tofeed it a couple of tins of Blockade Runner. It'll clear out the pipes & get him regular again. Definitely don't wanna use CBG. Once that stuff runs through the digestive system it leaves sticky purple stinky all over my powder kegs.
Anthony, don't believe that HR crap. It's a Frank myth they try to sell to initiates. Eh'body on board knows it's unicorn turds!

 

[foursidedtriangle]

I am trying it for first time now. Pretty solid medium English, I can smell the topping but barely detect it. Not bad at all. After I finish this tin I can decide whether to reorder

 

[Chasing Embers]

I can smell the topping but barely detect it.

In this case it's not a topping like an aro. The Virginia component to the blend is soaked in rum for seven days.

 

[foursidedtriangle]

G. L. Pease: Sextant have Lat and Virginias with Rum, how does it compare in your opinion to BF?

 

[Chasing Embers]

G. L. Pease: Sextant have Lat and Virginias with Rum, how does it compare in your opinion to BF?

http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/black-frigate-and-sextant-separated-at-birth

 

[mikethompson]

Black Frigate threads always deliver.

 

[bnichols23]

Yup. As they say, "Class will tell"!