Black Frigate Has Docked

[brian64]

I heard bringing War Horse aboard the Frigate will get you keelhauled.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Like War Horse but nobody has died yet!

That War Horse needs a new warning label, "This product contains mothballs". :mrgreen: I actually like it.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I heard bringing War Horse aboard the Frigate will get you keelhauled.

:rofl:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I heard bringing War Horse aboard the Frigate will get you keelhauled.

Well, duh. Nobody aboard the "Frigate" wants to clean up after a great big warhorse! Have you seen the messes they can make? Footing can be slippery enough as it is without adding to it from a great big horse's butt! Of course... we could always tin it and sell it...

:mrgreen:

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

I heard bringing War Horse aboard the Frigate will get you keelhauled.

Aye, it likely will get you keelhauled, which brought to mind this little ditty. Arrrr

 

[seanv]

First tin of Black Frigate has arrived today. It will be a while before I get to it but I am eager to crack it open

 

[bnichols23]

Ccw, I vote we put you in charge of the Muzak in the Captain's mess!

 

[bnichols23]

Anthony, the only thing that worries me is that stuff getting mixed with the
Now, see, you thought I was going to say cleaning fluid. What I was really going to say was grapes & raisins. Merde de Cheval Noir Raisins!

 

[brian64]

Aye, it likely will get you keelhauled, which brought to mind this little ditty. Arrrr

:clap:
Nothing like a good ol' fashioned keelhaulin' set to a raucous tune.

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

Ccw, I vote we put you in charge of the Muzak in the Captain's mess!

Aye, I think I can do that! Wouldn't mind swiggin' some rum and puffin' on Frigate to a little Pirate Metal.

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned keelhaulin' set to a raucous tune.

Arrrrr, nothin' quite as good indeed. Sure keeps the crew straight! Bill actually enjoys being keelhauled once in a while, which is good fer the rest of us. 'Tis the on'y way to make him take a bath!

 

[wyfbane]

I FINALLY got to try Black Frigate last weekend at the PNW pipe meetup. It is fantastic. Sign me up as 7th mate, please. Lol

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Welcome aboard, Wyfbane! Just some advise... don't drink the cleaning fluid!

Bill actually enjoys being keelhauled once in a while, which is good fer the rest of us. 'Tis the on'y way to make him take a bath!

And the only way to get him to wash his skivvies! 8O

 

[jaytex1969]

What're these skivvies you speak of?

 

[bnichols23]

"Bill actually enjoys being keelhauled once in a while, which is good fer the rest of us" -- Also for the ship; the barnacles enjoy the occasional change in diet.

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

What're these skivvies you speak of?

So THAT'S what I been smellin' on deck the last week...I think we need to bump Bill a week and let Jay have a turn. Whew, that smell could gag a maggot. :nana:

 

[wyfbane]

After seeing the keelhauling on Black Sails I don't think anyone wants to have that done to them

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[briarbuck]

I literally have no idea what's going on in this thread...lol

 

[brian64]

After seeing the keelhauling on Black Sails I don't think anyone wants to have that done to them

You obviously haven't eaten at the Black Frigate galley.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I literally have no idea what's going on in this thread...lol

The same thing that goes on in any Black Frigate thread... shenanigans! Other than that... I think we're all pretty clueless :mrgreen:

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

The same thing that goes on in any Black Frigate thread... shenanigans!

Ayyyyyyyyeeeee!!!