Best Line in a Song

[mso489]

I'm a man of means
by no means,
king of the road.

-- Roger Miller

 

[Old School 3319]

Beatin them strings like there owen me money and burning that honky tonk flame
Tyler Childers

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Fire on the mountain, lightnin' in the air
Gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there...
Iron Horse

 

[elasmo]

Love that one line in Beastie Boys' Hey Ladies

There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh

 

[renfield]

Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take the milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store

Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day

The Reverend Horton Heat

 

[kcghost]

"With the northen lights a-runnin' wild
In the land of the midnight sun
Yes, Sam McCord was a mighty man
In the year of nineteen-one"

"North to Alaska" which was written by Johnny Horton and Tillman Franks.

 

[kcghost]

Another classic that I like is from "Angel Band"

"Oh come angel band
Come and around me stand
Oh bear me away on your snow white wings
To my immortal home"

Angel Band by the Stanley Brothers and heard over the credits on "O Brother, Where Art Thou".

 

[renfield]

Like the castle in it’s corner
In a medieval game
I foresee terrible trouble
And I stay here just the same

 

[LotusEater]

“She used to be pretty, now she’s pretty f**cked up” - SuperSuckers

OK so maybe not the “best “ line but I’m wearing a SuperSuckers T-shirt today

 

[LotusEater]

Also - “You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before” - Tragically Hip

 

[JOHN72]

 

[LotusEater]

@JOHN72
That was ... I don’t know what that was but it was awesome.

 

[brian64]

@JOHN72
That was ... I don’t know what that was but it was awesome.

Part of what makes it so funny is the story, based on the subtitles (assuming they're accurate), made no sense whatsoever.

 

[LotusEater]

Part of what makes it so funny is the story, based on the subtitles (assuming they're accurate), made no sense whatsoever.

Oh good
I was pretty sure the guys story was unintelligible but some times I’m unintelligent so I couldn’t be sure

 

[JOHN72]

Part of what makes it so funny is the story, based on the subtitles (assuming they're accurate), made no sense whatsoever.

The only thing I like, It's how he laughs. I think Cosmic he won't scold me............? But I can sing this too..........Hey Cosmic, hey, hey, Cosmic, hey, hey, hey Cosmic, together on the meadow, smoking dung and we drink old whisky.............hey, hey ,hey my ear itches. So the hell John, oh yes, oh yes, ooohhhh yes damn dung..........

 

[rajangan]

D Double E - "Tetley".

 

[sumusfumus]

"A woman is only a woman.... but a good cigar is a smoke"!


I decline to make any comments, either yeah, or, nay.

 

[LikeDadDid]

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet, and
So is maple syrple

Roger Miller always makes me laugh

 

[elessar]

I'd rather hear a fat girl fart,
than a pretty boy sing.

Pinkard and Bowden

 

[mikefu]

"Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin'
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon" -Vanilla Ice

"The sound of the music makin' you insane
You can't explain to people this type of mind frame
And like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pape
I'm fine like wine when I start to rap" -Beastie Boys

"Pass me the scalpel, I'll make an incision
I'll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitching
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say that's my old self" -Beastie Boys