Best Blend of 2023: An Elimination Game

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Servant King

Lifer
Nov 27, 2020
4,731
27,422
39
Frazier Park, CA
www.thechembow.com
ServantKing and I are in cahoots. We just don’t know it. Good cop/bad cop thing going. I think.
We don't know it because we're both good cops and they keep pairing us! My guess is that it's a scheduling error. Which also means some poor bastard has to deal with two bad cops. Yikes...

Sounds like a decent comedy sketch, actually. Copyright pending! ;)
 

Ryan

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 30, 2021
618
4,813
Noblesville Indiana USA
1989 -2

Living:
Anomalous - Sutliff - 15
Brown Twist #4 - SG - 8
Luxury Navy Flake - Peter Stokkebye - 10
Squadron Leader - SG - 5
Golden Sliced - Orlik - 11
Red Virginia - Robert McConnell - 11
Dockworker - HU - 13
Oriental Silk - C&D - 13
Rouxgaroux - WCC - 16
Ennerdale - GH - 23
1989 - Erik Stokkebye - 23
Full Virginia Flake - SG - 19
Rich Dark Honeydew - GH - 15
Bob's Chocolate Flake - GH - 16
Black - Sillem's - 13
American Cut Plug - Watch City - 4
Skiff Mixture - SG - 15
Flake - Peterson (Dunhill) - 12
Lancer Slices - F&K - 8
Wintertime Flake - SG - 13
Dark Bird's Eye - GH - 20

Deceased:

Grape - Captain Black
Match 20 - Sutliff
Hogshead - Seattle Pipe Club
Royal - Captain Black
Royal Yacht - Peterson
Exclusive - C&D
Stratfordshire - C&D
Mixture #79 - Sutliff
Aged Burley Flake - Solani
From Beyond - C&D
Pegasus - C&D
Holly's Non Plus Ultra - Dan
Dorchester - Esoterica
No. 69 - Peter Henrichs
Maple Shadows - Sutliff

You know, there's something about 1989... This blend has simply grown too comfortable in its current position. 1989 is that guest in your home whose company you enjoy... until he takes a positively Jurassic dump that clogs your toilet and yet he won't admit that it was indeed he who did the clogging. In other words, he gotta go...

Also, we've got to talk about all these +2 votes. I've tried sad-facing them in hopes of deterring this blatant game-extending, but certain users have simply become immune to schoolyard shame tactics. I fear that the time has come for retribution, and turning up the heat to a simmering medium-high. I fear it's time to start viciously harassing the voters who insist on healing beloved blends despite the option of pure carnage on the table. Feelings will be hurt, hearts will be broken, and lives will be distraught and laid to waste by what's to come, but it simply must be done.

I apologize in advance for the egregious verbal violence soon to ensue. I wouldn't usually condone such vicious, vile insults to be rendered in a post so pure, but here goes nothing: @Servant King and @Jbrewer2002 and @Ryan and anybody else who dares to +2... these boostey voters are naught but a coterie of cotton-headed ninny mugginses, and anyone who would dare deny this fact is but a dunderheaded clodpole
1989 -2

Living:
Anomalous - Sutliff - 15
Brown Twist #4 - SG - 8
Luxury Navy Flake - Peter Stokkebye - 10
Squadron Leader - SG - 5
Golden Sliced - Orlik - 11
Red Virginia - Robert McConnell - 11
Dockworker - HU - 13
Oriental Silk - C&D - 13
Rouxgaroux - WCC - 16
Ennerdale - GH - 23
1989 - Erik Stokkebye - 23
Full Virginia Flake - SG - 19
Rich Dark Honeydew - GH - 15
Bob's Chocolate Flake - GH - 16
Black - Sillem's - 13
American Cut Plug - Watch City - 4
Skiff Mixture - SG - 15
Flake - Peterson (Dunhill) - 12
Lancer Slices - F&K - 8
Wintertime Flake - SG - 13
Dark Bird's Eye - GH - 20

Deceased:

Grape - Captain Black
Match 20 - Sutliff
Hogshead - Seattle Pipe Club
Royal - Captain Black
Royal Yacht - Peterson
Exclusive - C&D
Stratfordshire - C&D
Mixture #79 - Sutliff
Aged Burley Flake - Solani
From Beyond - C&D
Pegasus - C&D
Holly's Non Plus Ultra - Dan
Dorchester - Esoterica
No. 69 - Peter Henrichs
Maple Shadows - Sutliff

You know, there's something about 1989... This blend has simply grown too comfortable in its current position. 1989 is that guest in your home whose company you enjoy... until he takes a positively Jurassic dump that clogs your toilet and yet he won't admit that it was indeed he who did the clogging. In other words, he gotta go...

Also, we've got to talk about all these +2 votes. I've tried sad-facing them in hopes of deterring this blatant game-extending, but certain users have simply become immune to schoolyard shame tactics. I fear that the time has come for retribution, and turning up the heat to a simmering medium-high. I fear it's time to start viciously harassing the voters who insist on healing beloved blends despite the option of pure carnage on the table. Feelings will be hurt, hearts will be broken, and lives will be distraught and laid to waste by what's to come, but it simply must be done.

I apologize in advance for the egregious verbal violence soon to ensue. I wouldn't usually condone such vicious, vile insults to be rendered in a post so pure, but here goes nothing: @Servant King and @Jbrewer2002 and @Ryan and anybody else who dares to +2... these boostey voters are naught but a coterie of cotton-headed ninny mugginses, and anyone who would dare deny this fact is but a dunderheaded clodpole.

That'll leave 'em licking their wounds!
Wow, it’s like you stuck a shiv in the side of innocent 1989 and then handed it around for others to repeat the action.

Now I feel like I have to vote even MORE for 1989 because of the damage it has taken. 😂 lol

Long Live 1989!!!
 

jbfrady

Part of the Furniture Now
Jul 27, 2023
698
2,929
South Carolina
Wow, it’s like you stuck a shiv in the side of innocent 1989 and then handed it around for others to repeat the action.

Now I feel like I have to vote even MORE for 1989 because of the damage it has taken. 😂 lol

Long Live 1989!!!
Too bad you're still limited to once per day, then!

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