Best Blend of 2023: An Elimination Game

[Jbrewer2002]

Squadron Leader -2

 

[jbfrady]

I didn't count any votes beyond the 2-point limit. While there's logic to casting missed votes, that could also mean you pop by in a week and say, "Ahhh damn, I forgot to vote since last Monday, so can you put me down for one assassination of Rich Dark Honeydew, with his brains and my condolences mailed to his mother?"

+ Bob's
- Maple Shadows

Living:
Anomalous - Sutliff - 15
Brown Twist #4 - SG - 10
Luxury Navy Flake - Peter Stokkebye - 21
Squadron Leader - SG - 8
Golden Sliced - Orlik - 12
Red Virginia - Robert McConnell - 11
Dockworker - HU - 13
Oriental Silk - C&D - 13
Rouxgaroux - WCC - 12
Ennerdale - GH - 19
1989 - Erik Stokkebye - 22
Full Virginia Flake - SG - 18
Maple Shadows - Sutliff - 22
Holly's Non Plus Ultra - Dan - 6
Rich Dark Honeydew - GH - 15
Bob's Chocolate Flake - GH - 14
Black - Sillem's - 17
Dorchester - Esoterica - 12
American Cut Plug - Watch City - 9
Skiff Mixture - SG - 13
No. 69 - Peter Henrichs - 7
Flake - Peterson (Dunhill) - 13
Lancer Slices - F&K - 10
Wintertime Flake - SG - 13
Dark Bird's Eye - GH - 19

Deceased:
Grape - Captain Black
Match 20 - Sutliff
Hogshead - Seattle Pipe Club
Royal - Captain Black
Royal Yacht - Peterson
Exclusive - C&D
Stratfordshire - C&D
Mixture #79 - Sutliff
Aged Burley Flake - Solani
From Beyond - C&D
Pegasus - C&D

At the top of the list, nestling itself firmly in the shadows of two Stokkebye Flakes, with a couple Gawith creations trailing closely behind... is an aromatic. If you live in the UK and you felt any light tremors, ignore them - they were the mere physical byproduct of Tolkein and CS Lewis rolling about in their respective graves.

In today's update, much like Major in the Orwellian tale Animal Farm, Pegasus was seen being stuffed into the back of a truck and tearful onlookers longingly await news either of his return or his demise. Radio silence, however, has continued to ensure. Oh, and in definitely-not-related news, Elmer's Glue just shipped out a fresh stock of a new and improved recipe, called Pegluesus to be made available at arts-and-crafts dealers near you.

 

[WerewolfOfLondon]

Holly's Non Plus Ultra -2

 

[cshubhra]

We should all vote for Dorchester to be out next A pity since I like Dorchester a lot

Dorchester-2

 

[Servant King]

Oh, and in definitely-not-related news, Elmer's Glue just shipped out a fresh stock of a new and improved recipe, called Pegluesus to be made available at arts-and-crafts dealers near you.

Translation: Sniffing Pegasus causes brain damage. Just imagine what smoking it does!

 

[rsshreck32]

@jbfrady I had no idea absentee ballots were allowed! That changes everything now...

I'm still waiting for that election tampering scandal I was talking about earlier.

And my Pegasus vote was invalid due to hanging chads....it's like 2000 and 2020 had a baby and named it 2024.

 

[rsshreck32]

A voter fraud investigation has been completed and 1,000 Pegasus votes were found in a bathroom in a Florida vacation home belonging to @AcesAndEights

 

[AcesAndEights]

A voter fraud i vestigation has been completed and 1,000 Pegasus votes were found in a bathroom in a Florida vacation home belonging to @AcesAndEights

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

 

[rsshreck32]

Maple Shadows -2

 

[Servant King]

I hope STG's PR department isn't observing this thread and basing their policies on what they see. If so, we're all in for a world of hurt.

 

[Leomania]

Dorchester -2

 

[seanv]

-2 1989 E.S.

 

[Dave760]

Maple Shadows +2

 

[seanv]

A new day, a new vote.

-2 1989 E.S

 

[Ryan]

1989 +2

 

[Servant King]

PSLNF +2

Who's managing Maple Shadows' campaign slush fund?

 

[rick3wood]

Holly's Non Plus Ultra - Dan -2

 

[AcesAndEights]

Maple Shadows -2

 

[Jbrewer2002]

Rouxgaroux - WCC +2

 

[rsshreck32]

Maple Shadows -2