Living:
Anomalous - Sutliff -
15
Brown Twist #4 - SG - 10
Aged Burley Flake - Solani -
7
Luxury Navy Flake - Peter Stokkebye -
15
Squadron Leader - SG -
13
Golden Sliced - Orlik - 12
Red Virginia - Robert McConnell - 11
Dockworker - HU - 12
Oriental Silk - C&D - 10
Pegasus - C&D -
17
Mixture #79 - Sutliff -
10
Rouxgaroux - WCC - 10
Ennerdale - GH -
14
1989 - Erik Stokkebye -
15
Stratfordshire - C&D - 10
Full Virginia Flake - SG - 13
Maple Shadows - Sutliff -
11
Holly's Non Plus Ultra - Dan - 10
Rich Dark Honeydew - GH - 10
From Beyond - C&D - 10
Bob's Chocolate Flake - GH -
11
Black - Sillem's -
12
Dorchester - Esoterica -
14
American Cut Plug - Watch City -
9
Exclusive - C&D -
6
Skiff Mixture - SG -
13
No. 69 - Peter Henrichs - 10
Flake - Peterson (Dunhill) -
11
Lancer Slices - F&K - 10
Wintertime Flake - SG - 12
Royal Yacht - Peterson -
2
Dark Bird's Eye - GH -
15
Deceased:
Grape - Captain Black
Match 20 - Sutliff
Hogshead - Seattle Pipe Club
Royal - Captain Black
For the second time this week, the Cap'm was simply unable to make it hap'm, with the underperforming brand now comprising 50% of those fallen.
@Servant King is feeling froggy today, leaping at Dark Bird's Eye for the first time in its otherwise uneventful career. Several disgraced users, meanwhile, have committed the egregious culinary sin/blasphemy of targeting poor, harmless old Bob and his luxurious Chocolate Flake.
In other news, the Royal Yacht stuck an iceberg today and is quickly taking on dangerous quantities of water. Sources say that Leo himself will be relegated to an undersized door at any moment, but that Rose will be saved. C&D's Exclusive and Solani's Aged Burley Flake have sustained grievous and bloodied wounds that may prove fatal, though only time shall tell. Pegasus, meanwhile, has been spotted taunting the other blends, thrusting his hips in disgust and telling them to suck it.