It sounds like you're out of high school and still trying to find a path for yourself. Good luck. That being said, culinary and/or baking school both sound like good options, especially if those fields interest you. But to not even try either path because you "hate mornings" or it seems "too stressful" is rather immature. Man up, get out there and do something. And if you don't like it, do something else.
As far as becoming a tobacconist, until you own the store or achieve the level of Greg Pease or Russ Oulette, it will probably be a low-paying retail job. There's nothing wrong with that, but you should know what you're getting into.
I also agree with Kevin. Communications skills mean a lot regardless of what field you're going into. Practicing your communications skills in a forum like this will strengthen them for when you really need them (resumes, cover letters, applications, interviews, etc.)
I really do wish you luck, Uber. If it's any consolation, we've all gone through it before so if we can do it, you can, too.