Congrats to all the winners! I enjoy reading all these every month. But I'm with mso489 here, think the last struck me best. In fact I'm not sure I get the 1st place joke. Is there something I'm missing? It does seem like a funny thing to say though. Keep em coming!
Agnosticpipe, I think the 1st place joke is a reference to the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" in which Pee Wee (Paul Reuben) dances on a bar in elevator shoes to the song "Tequila". video
I'll have to check it out, as I somehow missed it. The only thing I seem to remember Paul Reuben in was one of Cheech and Chong's movies, (Nice Dreams?), where he definitely was not Pee Wee. But he sure was funny!