Aromatic Blends You'd Like To See
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Dictionary: A heavy blend that is reminiscent of fresh paper, leather and glue. As it ages it becomes rather musty with a hint of dust, mildew and makes for a damp smoke. :wink:
For the Canadian perspective:
Hockey glove - all my fellow Canucks know what I mean, nothing quite like it on the planet, think wet leather, sweat and urine. The surest sign that winter is upon us.
Beaver Tail - is it pastry or roadkill, or perhaps both?
Wet Toque - combo of wet wool and sweaty hair
Maple Leaf - no not the perpetually frustrating NHL team, but the smell of decomposing leaves you get around this time of year as the weather turns
Hockey glove - all my fellow Canucks know what I mean, nothing quite like it on the planet, think wet leather, sweat and urine. The surest sign that winter is upon us.
Beaver Tail - is it pastry or roadkill, or perhaps both?
Wet Toque - combo of wet wool and sweaty hair
Maple Leaf - no not the perpetually frustrating NHL team, but the smell of decomposing leaves you get around this time of year as the weather turns
Cow Paddy: Not to be confused with Cow Patty who carried an aroma all her own.
Soiled Dove: The distinct aroma of ________ (fill in the blank: stale liquor, peanut shells and vomit, pickled eggs, (Oh Ho! There's a possible blend in itself.), gun smoke, etc. which should only be smoked in the presence of a rinky-tink piano and the sound of a roulette wheel in the background.
Old Outhouse: 'nuff said!
For you drag race fans: Burning Rubber
Swamp Gas: The aroma would bring tears to eyes of transplanted Cajuns
Land Fill: A very distinct taste and aroma having just a wisp of stale milk and a fillip of discarded diapers.
Goalie's Cup: For those wishing something a bit stronger than Hockey Glove.
Commuter: Diesel smoke with a hint of smog for the discerning L.A. commuter
Paris Hilton: No real taste.
Silent, But Deadly: Do I really need to describe this?
Soiled Dove: The distinct aroma of ________ (fill in the blank: stale liquor, peanut shells and vomit, pickled eggs, (Oh Ho! There's a possible blend in itself.), gun smoke, etc. which should only be smoked in the presence of a rinky-tink piano and the sound of a roulette wheel in the background.
Old Outhouse: 'nuff said!
For you drag race fans: Burning Rubber
Swamp Gas: The aroma would bring tears to eyes of transplanted Cajuns
Land Fill: A very distinct taste and aroma having just a wisp of stale milk and a fillip of discarded diapers.
Goalie's Cup: For those wishing something a bit stronger than Hockey Glove.
Commuter: Diesel smoke with a hint of smog for the discerning L.A. commuter
Paris Hilton: No real taste.
Silent, But Deadly: Do I really need to describe this?
Another winner
Linden A tribute to the brave denizens of a great New Jersey town, and to the refineries where they toil. Should be smoked outdoors in a Chimney pipe or a cracking unit.
Low Tide (Gives Swamp Gas a run for it's money).
Oil Slick Another in the Natural Disasters series. Also try Floodwaters and Katrina Cleanup Now! With Rotting Beef!.
Dog Pooh in a Bag: Interesting room note and very pungent when lighted. Halloween special!
Capital Hill: A very pretentious blend, lacking in style with more than a soupcon insouciance.
Insomnia: 100% nicotine. I don't care how many sheep you count, sleep is not an option.
Brain Fart: A blend which evokes memories of, ah . . . ummmm, well it's a lot like, ahhhh, you know, that one in the blue . . . or is the . . . green tin? You know, it's . . . it's . . . I forget.
Hot Dog: A nicely cased blend that contains a wee bit of everything no-one really should smoke. But . . . it tastes sooooo goooood! There's a mustard cased blend in the works.
I'm done! At least for a while. I'm starting to really reach so I'll fill a bowl with some "Old Dub" and just enjoy this thread. It's a hoot!
Capital Hill: A very pretentious blend, lacking in style with more than a soupcon insouciance.
Insomnia: 100% nicotine. I don't care how many sheep you count, sleep is not an option.
Brain Fart: A blend which evokes memories of, ah . . . ummmm, well it's a lot like, ahhhh, you know, that one in the blue . . . or is the . . . green tin? You know, it's . . . it's . . . I forget.
Hot Dog: A nicely cased blend that contains a wee bit of everything no-one really should smoke. But . . . it tastes sooooo goooood! There's a mustard cased blend in the works.
I'm done! At least for a while. I'm starting to really reach so I'll fill a bowl with some "Old Dub" and just enjoy this thread. It's a hoot!
Gotta have the Remembering Dad special cut- Its a blend of old spice and topped with wd40 but also stretched a bit with woodchips (to stretch it a bit) and maybe a touch of spearmint.
Would come in a reused tin from some other expensive tabacco, OR in a reused coffee can.
Would come in a reused tin from some other expensive tabacco, OR in a reused coffee can.
Goldman's Oriental-a hint of my grandmother's chicken soup spiced with Ramen Asian flavoring. Will cure everything from column A to cancer.
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