Are You Guys Taking This Seriously Enough?

[cosmicfolklore]

We should all be waking up at the crack of dawn to get in a few miles of running and some yogi deep breathing pranayamas. Gargle with some aloe juice, and get started practicing our slow smoking. I find a metronome and a riding crop to help myself remember to keep it slow. I suggest ten to twelve bowls a day, unless of course you are rising to two hour bowls, then you can start to back off some... but not much.
Are you still dabbling with beginner aromatics? Sissy fruity blends? Relighting your pipe like a beginner bitch? Every relight, "smack"! You've got to learn... remember! If you don't have fine white ash at the end, you should run another mile.
Are you taking this seriously, or are you just playing around? Life is too short for losers! ::
Just a friendly little pep talk.

 

[prairiedruid]

Get off my lawn you whippersnapper!

 

[pipehunter]

Sorry, if you don't have to relight now and then, you aren't smoking slow enough. Just stuck in a rut.

 

[ashdigger]

Hi, I'm _________, I just bought a pipe and after succumbing to societal pressure, I realized I didn't get the perfect smoke after my third attempt. So I'm convinced pipe smoking is for idiots who are easily fooled by the interwebs, YouTube and gnomes.

 

[bassbug]

Every relight, "smack"! You've got to learn... remember! If you don't have fine white ash at the end, you should run another mile.

I'm up to 6 miles a day and welts are forming from the riding crop.

 

[jpmcwjr]

I'm in the process of making a 16-25 minute video to demonstrate this.

 

[mso489]

Lemme see, Jack Nicholson in the movie about the Marine JAG officers.

 

[rmpeeps]

You lost me at ‘crack of dawn’. :rofl:

 

[donjgiles]

You're not the boss of me, you're not my REAL dad...


Don

 

[chilllucky]

I'm in the process of making a 1,625 minute video to demonstrate this.

Fixed that for ya. To more accurately reflect you tube pipe tutorial standards.

 

[voorhees]

you're not my REAL dad...

Are you sure? He might be! LOL! :wink: Cosmic!

 

[madox07]

Cosmic ... ummmm ... what happened to "I'm a certified expert in my own opinion"? I though that was some sort of law around here :lol:

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Madox, I am starting to question your seriousness about all of this. Give me 30 push-ups and 6 tobacco reviews, pronto!!! ::

 

[mikethompson]

Are there no serious pipe smokers here? I bet some of you smile when you light up your pipe.

 

[olkofri]

I bet some of you smile when you light up your pipe.

Only when smoking aromatics with fruit flavours.

 

[mau1]

Personally, I use the riding crop for something else.

 

[ophiuchus]

Damn kids ... hafta make a joke out of everything ... *grumble!*

 

[didimauw]

Cosmic.....
The only perfectly professional pipe smoker around.
::

 

[madox07]

Cosmic, sir, yes sir !!! :lol:

 

[workman]

I feel the sour teenage resistance, dormant for many years, slowly rearing its pimpled head. I'm a gonna wear ugly clothes, listen to Nirvana and Alice in Chains and do lots of relights on nasty aromatics. Oh, and fuck you daddy.