"...without the discomfort of thought"...is an elegant way of defining critical thinking.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I just hate the reviews that read like the new online cooking sites. I wondered once upon a time how long to cook a turkey. "First gently rub the butter on the bird, ah butter, reminds me of growing up on the dairy farms of Wisconsin with my ill sister, Myrtle."
Or the reviewers that think they are damn poets, "The latakia lightly dances on my tongue like such smoldered ballerinas of yesteryear, calling forth scenes of such great contentment a tear falls."
Thats why I have my caveman reviews saved on my phone. Before I order anything, I check the caveman log.

On the other hand, sometimes a negative review really drives home that I'll love a blend.Black licorice is delicious, especially the salty stuff from the Nordic countries. Its sweet, its salty, its just fantastic!! Pair that with a cold Dr Pepper, and you have absolute bliss.
If you take my review here and try these splendid delicacies, about 70% will hate me because of the licorice. Another 15%-20% will be disgusted by the Dr Pepper. Thats 85%-90% of you that wasted money due to my objective review of this delightful snack.
Reviews are mostly worthless, unless you trust the reviewer because you have similar tastes. But then you would already know what types of blends you like.
Anything more than moisture level, price, and quality of leaf is subjective and of little help, especially to new pipers. Ive heard SOOOOO many pipers say they avoided a blend for years because of reviews on TR. And now kick themselves because they absolutely love the blend.
In my opinion.![]()
You'll just love salty black licorice and Dr Pepper!!On the other hand, sometimes a negative review really drives home that I'll love a blend.![]()
Now where and how can I get this licorice flavor in my pipe? That is the question!You'll just love salty black licorice and Dr Pepper!!
The ones that really get me are the ones who taste 75 different things, completely unrelated to tobacco....and 1,000,000,000% subjective and useless.I just hate the reviews that read like the new online cooking sites. I wondered once upon a time how long to cook a turkey. "First gently rub the butter on the bird, ah butter, reminds me of growing up on the dairy farms of Wisconsin with my ill sister, Myrtle."
Or the reviewers that think they are damn poets, "The latakia lightly dances on my tongue like such smoldered ballerinas of yesteryear, calling forth scenes of such great contentment a tear falls."
Thats why I have my caveman reviews saved on my phone. Before I order anything, I check the caveman log.
Get you some Mixture 79, if you can find it.Now where and how can I get this licorice flavor in my pipe? That is the question!
Yeah... I tend to feel the same way. I'm like, "gee... it tastes like tobacco..."The ones that really get me are the ones who taste 75 different things, completely unrelated to tobacco....and 1,000,000,000% subjective and useless.
"This blend tastes of freshly laundered curtains hung to dry on a breezy Summer day, and the contents of an old cedar chest in grandmothers attic ."
Or the extremely subjective listers.
"This tastes of cinnamon, roses, chi tea, oranges, earth, grass, olives, pine, granola, peaches, grains, pork..."
But the all time best are the constant contradictions.
One reviewer says, "this cherry blend is extremely and cloyingly sweet, with an overpowering flavor of cherry."
The very next reviewer says.
"How can they call this a cherry aromatic? It has ZERO cherry flavor and absolutely NO sweetness."![]()
Call Peretti, they'll hook you up.Now where and how can I get this licorice flavor in my pipe? That is the question!
Now that reminds me of the crap that gets written about wines. A while ago there was a Food and Drink TV programme in UK, on which a highly lyrical wine taster, Gilly Goulden, once described a New Zealand Marlborough Sauvignon white as "Cat's pee on a gooseberry bush." (in other words, she found it insipid and acidic, and she didn't like it). The winery retaliated by relabelling their entire stock as Cat's Pee On A Gooseberry Bush, with a cartoon of (you guessed it) a cat peeing on a gooseberry bush. Many UK wine drinkers who thought Gilly Goulden a pretentious snob (me included), promptly went out and bought the stuff by the case. Now if any tobacco manufacturer followed their example and renamed a blend after a graphically bad reviewer's description, I'm pretty sure I'd have to buy and try some. (Except, of course, for Sam Gawith's 1792 and what I had to say about it).The ones that really get me are the ones who taste 75 different things, completely unrelated to tobacco....and 1,000,000,000% subjective and useless.
"This blend tastes of freshly laundered curtains hung to dry on a breezy Summer day, and the contents of an old cedar chest in grandmothers attic ."
Or the extremely subjective listers.
"This tastes of cinnamon, roses, chi tea, oranges, earth, grass, olives, pine, granola, peaches, grains, pork..."
But the all time best are the constant contradictions.
One reviewer says, "this cherry blend is extremely and cloyingly sweet, with an overpowering flavor of cherry."
The very next reviewer says.
"How can they call this a cherry aromatic? It has ZERO cherry flavor and absolutely NO sweetness."![]()
Pork? Bahahahahah! That’s classic!The ones that really get me are the ones who taste 75 different things, completely unrelated to tobacco....and 1,000,000,000% subjective and useless.
"This blend tastes of freshly laundered curtains hung to dry on a breezy Summer day, and the contents of an old cedar chest in grandmothers attic ."
Or the extremely subjective listers.
"This tastes of cinnamon, roses, chi tea, oranges, earth, grass, olives, pine, granola, peaches, grains, pork..."
But the all time best are the constant contradictions.
One reviewer says, "this cherry blend is extremely and cloyingly sweet, with an overpowering flavor of cherry."
The very next reviewer says.
"How can they call this a cherry aromatic? It has ZERO cherry flavor and absolutely NO sweetness."![]()
Mmmm . . . pork.The ones that really get me are the ones who taste 75 different things, completely unrelated to tobacco....and 1,000,000,000% subjective and useless.
"This blend tastes of freshly laundered curtains hung to dry on a breezy Summer day, and the contents of an old cedar chest in grandmothers attic ."
Or the extremely subjective listers.
"This tastes of cinnamon, roses, chi tea, oranges, earth, grass, olives, pine, granola, peaches, grains, pork..."
But the all time best are the constant contradictions.
One reviewer says, "this cherry blend is extremely and cloyingly sweet, with an overpowering flavor of cherry."
The very next reviewer says.
"How can they call this a cherry aromatic? It has ZERO cherry flavor and absolutely NO sweetness."![]()
Indeed!! There are paid-professionals, self-declared experts, & "tasters/smellers" for perfume, wine, tobacco, every food recipe under the sun, that drone on & on. I might suggest they go get some hay, dirt, cardamom, etc, etc, & put it in their pipe instead of tobacco.The ones that really get me are the ones who taste 75 different things, completely unrelated to tobacco....and 1,000,000,000% subjective and useless.
"This blend tastes of freshly laundered curtains hung to dry on a breezy Summer day, and the contents of an old cedar chest in grandmothers attic ."
Or the extremely subjective listers.
"This tastes of cinnamon, roses, chi tea, oranges, earth, grass, olives, pine, granola, peaches, grains, pork..."
But the all time best are the constant contradictions.
One reviewer says, "this cherry blend is extremely and cloyingly sweet, with an overpowering flavor of cherry."
The very next reviewer says.
"How can they call this a cherry aromatic? It has ZERO cherry flavor and absolutely NO sweetness."![]()
Tried it, didn't like it. Actually it was a match I think and one of the few I threw out. (surprise right now at this moment I wish I still had that 1/2 pint jar just to try it again!) Tasted mostly like ash to me.Get you some Mixture 79, if you can find it.
aniseed twist is available from smoking pipes. its just out of stock at the moment. i got some in nov 24'. it was available for quite awhile IIRC.Now- as you can tell I have a thing for licorice. My number one on my hunt list is gawith "licorice twist" or "aniseed twist" which I have a mind are the same thing. Rachel Gawith told me they import it to the states but to what supplier, gods only know.
I also wish I could get some esoterica ramsgate, but I also wanted to walk on the moon as a child.
