I grew up being able to see Big Tussle (Home of the Clampett family before Jed struck oil) from my bedroom window.
Vance Randolf and Walkin’ Preacher of the Ozarks Guy Howard and Laura Engels Wilder’s daughter visited my grandmother and I can remember them.
The business of profiting from hillbilly culture I’ve been exposed to all my life.
The real deal, bona fide, actual old time hillbillies of sixty or so years ago DID NOT SMOKE CORN COB PIPES where others could see them look like hillbillies.
I have never seen a man in public smoke a corn cob pipe on the street. Not ever one time.
When I was at college, I was leaving to go home to Humansville one Friday afternoon smoking a cob (for effect) and a well meaning, cheerful kid from St Louis saw me and said
Are yew a goin’ home to Hooterville with your corn cob pipe with your hillbillies?
And some girls he was with laughed
God forgive me, I grabbed that boy by his collar and said
My mother has supper waiting for me
Or I would mop this floor with you
And tears came in his eyes, he meant no harm, and I felt bad about embarrassing him
After that I only smoke a cob around other hillbillies like me, you know?