Personally I think MM sucks because they charge 50 bucks for a cob of corn... You can buy a damn good briar pipe for 50 bucks, maybe even a small meer.
It doesn't bother me that they push drugs, or work their people at minimium wage with no benefits.
There is no federal mandate to give health insurance, they only have to offer it. Hell, I once worked at a place that "offered benefits" and the health insurance cost was half my monthly pay.
As far as MM being the best, they must be the best because they are the only.
Get you a cob pipe, but if it cost as much as a briar pipe, you might as well skip it. Corn cob pipes are disposable, they don't last forever if you smoke 'em regularly.
I edited it to add:
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