Another Sign Of Getting Old.

[yohanan]

When you start pissing and Shitting on yourself, give me a call, you just got old!!!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

When you start pissing and Shitting on yourself, give me a call, you just got old!!!

Why would you want us to give you a call if we crap ourselves?

 

[Winterreise]

I’m taking notes , keep them coming ??

 

[yohanan]

Why would you want us to give you a call if we crap ourselves?

To make it official, so we can log it, ( LOG HA HA HA.)

 

[captainsousie]

To make it official, so we can log it, ( LOG HA HA HA.)

Well that's a crappy joke...?

 

[irishearl]

42 isn’t too bad. I use to ski all the time… with no hat/cap because it wasn’t cool. We’d be out all day… and into the evening sometimes w/frozen snot on our faces. Now, a couple runs and I’m ready to come in… I still love to ski, just not the cold… and I wear a cap, hand warmers, heated jacket, etc. ?

The only time I've been to Montana was to ski some 45 years ago. -39F air temp. Beautiful scenery but with that kind of winter would not want to live there. Now, when it dips below 30 I'm freezing.

 

[gamzultovah]

I suggest that you just go ahead and let your family chip you.

Would that be Lays, Doritos or Fritos? And how would that help them find me, Mr. Sablebrush? (Damn! I don’t think that was just a fart…) Excuse me for a moment please…

 

[Chris81]

In my case I realize I'm getting "mature" because I keep losing the hair on my head while I started growing hair on my ears, back, shoulders, plus I need to trim my eyebrows because they grow infinitely. What a weird thing is to lose the hair where it should grow and it starts growing where it shouldn't.

 

[hauntedmyst]

I used to make hot chili for myself. Gloriously hot. It was a great manly chili, it grew hair on your chest, made you want to take a nap then cut down a tree\ with an axe and work on car engines. It cleared your sinuses, killed cancer cells and cured irregularity. It was also hot no one else would eat it. Then when I hit 40 or 45 and I made it just as I always did and got all kinds of back firing, and not the good kind that clears out a room leaving you in wonderfully alone for a while, peels old wallpaper and eliminates house hold pests. I got heart burn, upset stomach, couldn't sleep that night, etc. So I chalked it up to a bad batch and wait a month before making it again. Same results. I had officially gotten too old to eat my own hot chili. That's when I knew for the first time I was getting old. I miss that chili.

 

[Andriko]

I've always had a thing for older women...now I have one.

It was when those hot older women I used to find attractive didn't seem so old I knew a threshold had been passed.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

There was a person at the college I attended who had to be in his 20’s, but looked older. It would be rough to be that young and look older. Oh, he smoked a pipe and had a wonderful old South accent.

 

[tbradsim1]

I love my Check Book, when I forget who I am, I go to it!

 

[anotherbob]

I went into my checking account recently to see where $150 went and found that I had paid a certain bill twice...



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don't tell us that. Someone might just say something about that's what you did with the 150 you owed me . Oh and by the way....

 

[anotherbob]

Ah getting old. Nothing like waking up and wondering "now why the hell does that hurt?".

For those of you using the word "waistcoat" I may have some bad news about being old...???

if you're wondering why you're not that old.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I've always had a thing for older women...now I have one.

I married a younger woman so now she’s still younger, yet ……. old (still evaluating how that really worked out in the end)!

And . . . the heater is in! I can now piddle around (and relax comfortably) in the garage when it is -20 to 30 degrees out this winter! I'm officially old!

 

[sablebrush52]

In my case I realize I'm getting "mature" because I keep losing the hair on my head while I started growing hair on my ears, back, shoulders, plus I need to trim my eyebrows because they grow infinitely. What a weird thing is to lose the hair where it should grow and it starts growing where it shouldn't.

I just say that my hair has migrated.

Old fart checklist:
Aches and pains √
Short term memory loss √
flatulence √
incontinence
mental rigidity
"age appropriate" deafness √
crustiness √
inability to suffer fools gladly √
ability to spot a fool in a nanosecond √
inability to eat fiery foods
clothes older than half the people on this forum √

 

[bullet08]

I heard myself saying "don't get me spicy chicken sandwich. I like regular ones now days.."

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

When my chili, tagine dinners or gumbo fail to occasionally make my forehead sweaty or my nose run fire up the kiln! Thankfully my love of spice thrives - having said that when I forget where the cumin is my nose sometimes has me thinking it’s hiding in my wife’s dirty delicates.

 

[Ragin Cajun]

You know you're getting old when:
1. Hair stops growing on your head and starts growing out of your ears and nose.
2. Young ladies (and some not so young) address you by putting "Mr." in front of your name.
3. Things that used to work automatically now have to "think about it".

 

[olereb]

Im not old but i realized i am not young either when i noticed i have no tolerance anymore for stupid people,and the large tub of rolaids that i now seem to need all the time because i refuse to stop eating what i could when i was younger.