Ok, I'll take up the gauntlet.
The next meeting of the Lehigh Valley Pipe Club will convene on January the 26th at 7pm at The Wooden Match in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. All are welcome, especially new members and the recently released. Security will be tight, as we are expecting the usual attendance of public-dependent semi-royalty and third-rate bureaucrats. Proper attire and adherence to all applicable Pennsylvania firearms laws is appreciated.
Remember that January is Children's Month at the LVPC, and admission is free to all persons uner 12 years of age. Our Danish Au Pair will be on hand to provide her usual services.
Don't forget to tip, or at least incline, your waitress.
That is all.
-Dan