Alex Jones Was Right

[Servant King]

It all makes sense now! I don't know how I didn't think of it before.

I bet this goes all the way up to the president. Possibly even higher.

Briar = 5 letters, Works = 5 letters. 55! That's the exact amount that the final pound of Mac Baren Plumcake sold for. Baren and Briar both start with the letter B, as in Brick. If you flip the W in Works upside down, it becomes an M, as in Mortar. B&M! And BM also stands for bowel movement, which is now in order since I've been sitting here so long blowing my own mind with this red string/pushpin diagram thing.

I bet WTC building 7 housed nothing but pre-2008 Escudo...

p.s. special thanks to @infectedpsyche for the sticker! My workroom will never be the same again.

 

[didimauw]

 

[Brendan]

This thread has given me a real moment of clarity..

 

[brian64]

I bet this goes all the way up to the president. Possibly even higher.

That doesn't narrow it down much.

 

[Servant King]

That doesn't narrow it down much.

Oops, sorry, typo, I meant precedent.

 

[Olkofri]

Oops, sorry, typo, I meant precedent.

Still not narrow enough.

 

[Servant King]

Still not narrow enough.

Fair enough. I'm inclined to simply blame Muttnchop Piper and call it a night.

 

[brian64]

Still not narrow enough.

Since the only clue he gave us was higher than the President, let's make it easy on him and give him multiple choice.

A. Bankers
B. Pharmaceutical Industry
C. Weapons Industry
D. "Intelligence Community" <<---now that's funny right there, you gotta admit.
E. Aliens
F. All of the above...plus those we can't name here.

 

[greeneyes]

This is tough but between losing all your customers and a $1.5 billion settlement, I suppose I'd take the money.

 

[Sig]

I dont know why I didn't see this sooner!! My whole world has changed with this enlightenment!
You had better delete this thread immediately before you get, um, deleted!
If they come for you, dont break under pressure. Water boarding won't kill you, its just uncomfortable. Please dont ask how I know.

 

[The Benedictine]

 

[ashdigger]

I’m surprised Mr. Jones even knows how to spell his name correctly

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

 

[anotherbob]

It doesn't matter as he's been replaced with Dark Fired Kentucky already.

 

[dd57chevy]

The OP is off his meds again . Can someone contact his Sherrif's dept for a welfare check ?

 

[Olkofri]

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The OP is off his meds again . Can someone contact his Sherrif's dept for a welfare check ?

His Sharrif?
Yeah, the OP's rocking the casbah again...

 

[Servant King]

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The OP is off his meds again . Can someone contact his Sherrif's dept for a welfare check ?

If by meds you mean Rouxgaroux. It's true, I'm all out, I need a cheap refill. Someone PM me!

And no need for a welfare check, I earn my own currency thank you very much!

 

[huntertrw]

His Sharrif?

You mean Omar?

 

[brian64]

I earn my own currency thank you very much!

I assume you mean federal reserve notes (unless maybe you actually have your own currency).

Good news though...right now you only need to earn a little over 3600 of them to buy an ounce of gold! Which means you should currently be charging $3600 per hour for your bird-watching and horseback riding consulting services.

 

[Olkofri]

maybe you actually have your own currency

In my house the basic unit of currency is the pint of ale.