Activities Improved By Pipe Smoking

[deathmetal]

Assassinations
Cannibalism
Dismemberment
School shootings

 

[Chasing Embers]

Cuddling with my gal.

That interferes with enjoying a pipe.

 

[Skapie]

Reloading handgun ammunition. It usually a very monotonous process, but does require concentration. I found that smoking a pipe while doing so makes it quite a bit more enjoyable.
Of course care has to be taken when dealing with the propellant.

 

[thebrownleaf]

Improved - writing reports, watering the garden, walking the dog, fishing, sitting by the campfire...
Not improved - fueling the car, visiting the respiratory ward, and sleeping.

 

[madox07]

Slowing down ...

 

[workman]

Pipesmoking is the essential activity. A better question would be: which activities enhance the pleasures of pipesmoking. There aren't many. Maybe drinking something. So that's what everyone should be doing all the time. Smoking and drinking stuff.

 

[jaytex1969]

So that's what everyone should be doing all the time. Smoking and drinking stuff.

That's what I've been telling my wife and mortgage company for some time now. They don't understand.

Edited by jvnshr: Quote from Deathmetal's post and the response to it has been edited out.

 

[johnsteam86]

I had to really think about this one since nearly everything is better with a pipe. Watching the wife's tv shows.

 

[workman]

We need more pipesmoking wives.

 

[jvnshr]

Deathmetal, I deleted your last comment. Please let's keep this one clean.

 

[derekflint]

We need more pipesmoking wives.

No we do not !!

 

[jndyer]

Driving is vastly improved with pipe in mouth.

 

[snagstangl]

Waiting, home improvement projects, bookkeeping and preparing customer bills.

 

[midwestpipesmoker70]

Sitting by the campfire. I am a roadway construction inspector so when I get the chance for a break and get to sit back, watch the construction process and smoke a bowl...well let's just say the word day goes much better.

 

[Chasing Embers]

What activities aren't improved by it?

Showering

Jogging

Swimming

Coitus

Wasted time that could be spent smoking a pipe.

 

[brightleaf]

Watching the wife's tv shows. lol

This inspired me to think of family gatherings. When the alcohol starts flowing a pipe break can be a saving grace.

 

[oldtoby]

Listening to the rain fall on the tin roof with the occasional roll of distant thunder.
Also, sitting by the fireplace while watching some early Spring snow fall.
Both are very fine pipe imbibing activities, imo. ::

 

[5star]

Just about any necessary day-to-day chore around the homestead is transformed from a bother to a pleasure with good music & a good bowl of baccy in my pipe

 

[bassbug]

Coitus
Wasted time that could be spent smoking a pipe.

You've never met my girlfriend :wink:

 

[Chasing Embers]

You've never met my girlfriend :wink:

Wouldn't matter. Total lack of interest here for many years. If not money, tobacco, or alcohol related, I won't raise an eyebrow.