A Pipe Smoker's Vices
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My biggest vice is just how gorgeous I am. I can't help it. Women are just drawn to me like a puppy to a bone. I have thought about maybe getting a scar or a big face tattoo to protect my virtue, but why mess with what God gives you? It's just a curse that I must bare. 
I didn’t realize that humidity was a vice? I’m going to have to buy some Mad Dog, light up some Captain Black, and meditate on that one, ?.My biggest vice is just how gorgeous I am. I can't help it. Women are just drawn to me like a puppy to a bone. I have thought about maybe getting a scar or a big face tattoo to protect my virtue, but why mess with what God gives you? It's just a curse that I must bare.
Exactly! Then when you're eating cheesecake you remember your friend who always ate too much and you had to give them the Heimlich that one time and it ruins the sugar buzz.
But as I've said, pandemic going on (they say) so no pesky humans to make me feel bad about indulging! Well that's not true. I happen to be engaged in pursuing a vice right now; a redheaded woman! And if I think she's gonna put up with me, ahem, eating too much cheesecake then I'm a bloody fool.
My sympathies. I too know what it's like to be objectified for my rugged good looks. Good thing this here pipe in my craw keeps the more liberal women at bay for fear of falling in desperate clinging love with a tobacco user.My biggest vice is just how gorgeous I am. I can't help it. Women are just drawn to me like a puppy to a bone. I have thought about maybe getting a scar or a big face tattoo to protect my virtue, but why mess with what God gives you? It's just a curse that I must bare.
Life-long, crippling, mindless procrastination. I might tell you more about it, but later.
Humidity built the snowman, but the sunshine brought him down.
I love spelling changes on the IPhone, HA HA, I did have to laugh at that one pretty hard.Humidity built the snowman, but the sunshine brought him down.
It takes humidity to admit when you've made a mistake..
Yes, in Missouri, I had more than my fair share. In California, here in the desert, it's a dry heat. Kinda like a Kiln.It takes humidity to admit when you've made a mistake..
I can honestly say that in my lifetime I’ve really only had two vises.
However, I just got another one about three days ago!
However, I just got another one about three days ago!
troutime, boats are not a vice, they are an indentured servitude, the proverbial hole in the water into which you pour money. One of my vices is trying not to have too many vices.
Vices ? 4" engineers 8" carpenter's that's all you need
I've cut down to just tobacco and alcohol these days. I only own one vice and its for sanding down violin bridges.
No matter what, if we have our pipe acquisition and tobacco acquisition disorders, no one can be too goody two shoes. Keep up the good work.
My vices have been reduced to newports and little debbies snacks.. I know how good it feels to have a few though, I can remember.
As the the op about the women of the Bible... God made women sexy, he meant for us to enjoy them. Beautiful women are no vice, they're the gift of a piece of heaven on earth.
As the the op about the women of the Bible... God made women sexy, he meant for us to enjoy them. Beautiful women are no vice, they're the gift of a piece of heaven on earth.
My biggest vice is just how gorgeous I am. I can't help it. Women are just drawn to me like a puppy to a bone. I have thought about maybe getting a scar or a big face tattoo to protect my virtue, but why mess with what God gives you? It's just a curse that I must bare.
You apparently have a vice for drugs that cause hallucinations and visions of grandeur.
