A Little Humor for the Day

[PA Piper Mike]

 

[PA Piper Mike]

 

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Amen brother....Amen

 

[King Bulldog]

 

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[cosmicfolklore]

For every sign, there is a reason.

 

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[LOREN]

A man asks to go to the toughest prostitute in town, so he is given the address. He goes and knocks on the door and the prostitute lets him in and says,"grab yourself a bottle of beer while I undress." When he turns around he sees her naked on her elbows and knees on the floor. The man says,"oh, you want to start way?" The prostitute says,"No, I thought you were going to open your beer!"

 

[Bengel]

 

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[King Bulldog]

It was a cold Friday evening when the doorbell rang is Mrs Molloy’s house. When she answered the door, Pat Glynn, her husband’s manager at the brewery, was stood on the doorstep.

‘Pat. Hello. Where’s my husband? He should have been home from work 3 hours ago?’ The man sighed. ‘I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, Mrs Molloy, but there was an accident over in the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned’.

‘Oh my God’ she replied. ‘Please tell me it was quick?!’ ‘Well… no. It wasn’t. He climbed out 4 times to take a piss‘.

 

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