I was wondering who would get that.You can’t bring me down!
My favorite from them is "Got to Kill Captain Stupid"
A Little Humor for the Day
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My favorite from them is "Got to Kill Captain Stupid"
Hymie is leaving his house, shabbily dressed. And he is greeted by his neighbour, Mrs Goldstein
“Morning Hymie. Where are you going so early ? And all dressed up as a hobo !”
Hymie “Morning Mrs Goldstein.
I’ve been summonsed to the Taxation Office to explain why I haven’t paid tax for the past 3 years.
I’m going to tell them “business has been really, really bad. As you can see, on my current situation, I really don’t have the money to pay you”
Mrs Goldstein “No, no Hymie. That won’t work with taxation. If they think you’re going broke they will sell your house to get any money out of you !
No, you have to dress up in your best clothes, look really confident and prosperous and say to them “Business has been bad, but as you can see, I’m doing well now. Just give me some time and soon I’ll be able to pay back every cent I owe”
So Hymie goes back in and changes
As he leaves his house for the 2nd time, he bumps into his other neighbour, Mrs Rappaport.
“Why Hymie, you are looking a million dollars. Surely it’s too early in the day for a wedding or Bar Mitzvah ?
So Hymie repeats his conversation with Mrs Goldstein.
Mrs Rappaport: “Hymie, Hymie, this reminds me of my darling daughter’s wedding night.
She asks me “Mother dearest, this is my most important night - should I wear my new white silk nightie with the pretty ribbons or bows or my favourite blue nightie with the beautiful flowers ?”
I said to her - “My darling Princess, it really doesn’t matter what you wear.
You are still going end up getting f….cked !”
“Morning Hymie. Where are you going so early ? And all dressed up as a hobo !”
Hymie “Morning Mrs Goldstein.
I’ve been summonsed to the Taxation Office to explain why I haven’t paid tax for the past 3 years.
I’m going to tell them “business has been really, really bad. As you can see, on my current situation, I really don’t have the money to pay you”
Mrs Goldstein “No, no Hymie. That won’t work with taxation. If they think you’re going broke they will sell your house to get any money out of you !
No, you have to dress up in your best clothes, look really confident and prosperous and say to them “Business has been bad, but as you can see, I’m doing well now. Just give me some time and soon I’ll be able to pay back every cent I owe”
So Hymie goes back in and changes
As he leaves his house for the 2nd time, he bumps into his other neighbour, Mrs Rappaport.
“Why Hymie, you are looking a million dollars. Surely it’s too early in the day for a wedding or Bar Mitzvah ?
So Hymie repeats his conversation with Mrs Goldstein.
Mrs Rappaport: “Hymie, Hymie, this reminds me of my darling daughter’s wedding night.
She asks me “Mother dearest, this is my most important night - should I wear my new white silk nightie with the pretty ribbons or bows or my favourite blue nightie with the beautiful flowers ?”
I said to her - “My darling Princess, it really doesn’t matter what you wear.
You are still going end up getting f….cked !”
I was wondering the same thing.
I didn't know that song until I heard the soundtrack from the movie Repo Man in the 80s. That was my gateway.
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