A Little Humor for the Day
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there was a dog.
It was a shih tzu!
It was a shih tzu!
A midget once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Midget: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Midget: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Midget: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Midget: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
Madame: What can we do for you?
Midget: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Midget: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Midget: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Midget: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
These are GOLD hahaha
Love this one: thanks for it
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