A Little Humor for the Day
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Boyfriend and girl friend are driving down the road, when the car in front slams on its brakes, killing both of them instantly. So, they're standing in front of St Peter together. And, he says, "welcome to heaven, where you will spend all of eternity.
The boyfriend asks if they can get married in heaven, so St Pete says, "Great question, let me go ask."
So the boyfriend and girl friend set there for six weeks waiting for him to return. Finally he does, and says, "Good news, yes you can get married."
The boyfriend says, "well while were waiting, we discussed how long eternity is, and we also would like to know if we can get divorced?"
St Pete says, "it took me six weeks to find someone from the clergy up here, do you know how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"
The boyfriend asks if they can get married in heaven, so St Pete says, "Great question, let me go ask."
So the boyfriend and girl friend set there for six weeks waiting for him to return. Finally he does, and says, "Good news, yes you can get married."
The boyfriend says, "well while were waiting, we discussed how long eternity is, and we also would like to know if we can get divorced?"
St Pete says, "it took me six weeks to find someone from the clergy up here, do you know how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"
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