A Heady Haze for My Man Cave?

[LikeDadDid]

I'm reaching out for help - when I complete my rustic man cave, how will I recreate the same delicious, smokey scent that inhabits my truck? I will be smoking up there, of course, but want to get a head start on the aromatic aura. Don't bother mentioning tobacco scented candles; I don't wear a skirt and don't use scented candles. I need some manly, over-engineered, hardware-forward ideas for burning off several pounds of tobacco in a short period of time. Please advise.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Perhaps you could rethink skirts...LOL!!

 

[DAR]

Perhaps you could rethink skirts...LOL!!
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Perhaps they should rethink manhood! LOL!

 

[OneGoodBulldog]

LDD, it's called a smoking pipe. Now go back to your man cave and get to work on that aroma.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to apologize sincerely for my past exuberance, to all forum members. I promise to do better.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Perhaps they should rethink manhood! LOL!

I will give you the pleasure of telling the kilted lad he isn't a man, good sir...LOL!!

 

[Waning Embers]

I don't wear a skirt

Exile to a man cave sounds like she's wearing the pants though.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Well, it's the second time our friend has referred to defining masculinity.

That said, I do appreciate a good candle and a Lampe Berger...LOL!!. And yes, I have a Mountain Hardware hiking kilt.

 

[BROBS]

You may not wear a skirt but you don’t have to. Women wear pants now, it’s 2021. So don’t worry, you’re still in step with all your fellow ladies.

 

[fightnhampster]

Exile to a man cave sounds like she's wearing the pants though.

Or consideration for someone who does not like smoke ?

 

[BROBS]

Or consideration for someone who does not like smoke ?

DISPLAY OF WEAKNESS

 

[BarrelProof]

Invite a few friends over? Even if they don’t smoke pipes, grab a few cheap cobs and a few bottles of whiskey and let a handful of buddies sample some of your cellar. Should get it kinda smokey in there in no time.

Or just invite @jiminks and @chasingembers over for a brief chat. I’d imagine they’d burn through several pounds in a 15 minute conversation, between them.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Drink the whisky first . ?

 

[haparnold]

Dude, chill out. Smoke your pipes normally and let the smell build up over time. This is like trying to color your meer without going through the normal process, but weirdly tying your sense of masculinity to it at the same time.

 

[danimalia]

Get a stainless steel bucket, dump a bunch of bulk tobacco in there and light it all on fire. May want to remove the batteries from any smoke detectors beforehand ?

Or just smoke cigars without any ventilation. Those sum'bitches will kick out enough smoke to "season" a small room in no time.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Don’t let anyone wear panties

 

[Waning Embers]

Or consideration for someone who does not like smoke ?

That's what the outdoors are made for.

 

[Fiddlepiper]

I will give you the pleasure of telling the kilted lad he isn't a man, good sir...LOL!!

Just whatever you do don’t ask him what he’s got on under it. ?

Try wearing a kilt. It’s very freeing. ?

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Just whatever you do don’t ask him what he’s got on under it. ?

Try wearing a kilt. It’s very freeing. ?

Oh my, it’s the best!! Sweaty balls and all!!

 

[brian64]

The first step in the right direction would be to stop calling it a "man cave".

 

[anotherbob]

Perhaps you could rethink skirts...LOL!!
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I was going to say if he wants to miss out on things like skirts and candles that's his choice to be deprived.