A Heady Haze for My Man Cave?

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Balls need air just like boobs!!

 

[anotherbob]

Oh my, it’s the best!! Sweaty balls and all!!

reminds me of a joke I've had heard years ago. "If you ask a Scottish person what he's wearing under the kilt they won't tell you, but they'll show you".

 

[haparnold]

You know they call it a "kilt" because that's what happened to the last fellow who called it a skirt.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

The reason for underwear is to keep excrement off the kilts

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

IMHO, if you have to hang something on the wall or wear certain clothes to prove your gender, somethings amiss

 

[olkofri]

The first step in the right direction would be to stop calling it a "man cave".

I've come to hate that term. What with its connotations of primitiveness and neanderthalism and all, one has to wonder if it was coined by those deluded by the Feminine Mystique.

 

[jpberg]

Sorry, but just having to have a “man cave” where you can do what you’re not allowed to do in your house is a bit, well, like wearing a skirt.

 

[Zack Miller]

No smoking in my man cave. It’s bad for my scrimshaw.

 

[jpberg]

No smoking in my man cave. It’s bad for my scrimshaw.

See, that’s manly.

 

[LikeDadDid]

Perhaps you could rethink skirts...LOL!!
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If I was built like that I could wear whatever I wanted

LDD, it's called a smoking pipe. Now go back to your man cave and get to work on that aroma.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to apologize sincerely for my past exuberance, to all forum members. I promise to do better.

I was hoping for a more accelerated ambiance. I guess I could make a pipe out of an old wooden salad bowl and really smoke it up. I could hook up extra stems and invite the grandkids to help.

 

[LikeDadDid]

Exile to a man cave sounds like she's wearing the pants though.

Exile? Beer, liquor, tobacco, easy chairs, big screen....yeah, it's exile all right, like Brer Rabbit in the briar patch!

 

[LikeDadDid]

Well, it's the second time our friend has referred to defining masculinity.

That said, I do appreciate a good candle and a Lampe Berger...LOL!!. And yes, I have a Mountain Hardware hiking kilt.

Watching Pocahantes with my kids, twenty years ago, my favorite line was when the guvner said "A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot!" I've gotten a lot of milage out of it. Maybe too much....

 

[LikeDadDid]

Invite a few friends over? Even if they don’t smoke pipes, grab a few cheap cobs and a few bottles of whiskey and let a handful of buddies sample some of your cellar. Should get it kinda smokey in there in no time.

Or just invite @jiminks and @chasingembers over for a brief chat. I’d imagine they’d burn through several pounds in a 15 minute conversation, between them.

Now we're talking! You get a B+

 

[LikeDadDid]

Dude, chill out. Smoke your pipes normally and let the smell build up over time. This is like trying to color your meer without going through the normal process, but weirdly tying your sense of masculinity to it at the same time.

Masculinity gets weirdly tied to lots of things

 

[LikeDadDid]

Don’t let anyone wear panties

Umm.....No. Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Watching Pocahantes with my kids, twenty years ago, my favorite line was when the guvner said "A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot!" I've gotten a lot of milage out of it. Maybe too much....

I guess Annie Oakley shot that one to heck ...lol!

 

[LikeDadDid]

The first step in the right direction would be to stop calling it a "man cave".

Hunk hole?

 

[LikeDadDid]

Ok

I was going to say if he wants to miss out on things like skirts and candles that's his choice to be deprived.

Okay, okay, I actually like candles

 

[LikeDadDid]

Sorry, but just having to have a “man cave” where you can do what you’re not allowed to do in your house is a bit, well, like wearing a skirt.

Ouch! What the hell!

 

[LikeDadDid]

Okay, so what I'm getting out of this conversation is that man-caves are out (I missed the whole thing!), and I'm a skirt even though I don't wear one because I don't smoke wherever I want to inside the house (like all of you do). Damn.