5k Posts aka The Passage Of Time

[Servant King]

How the hell did I make 5,000 posts here? Where does the time go? How could I allow myself to be spending that much time on here? Why didn't STG keep Plumcake in the fold?

And most of all, when will the rhetorical questions all end?

Ugh, I'm such a sentimental twat...

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Apparently the next 1000 are just reflex!

 

[AcesAndEights]

You’re like, a grandpa in post-count years.

 

[sablebrush52]

How the hell did I make 5,000 posts here? Where does the time go? How could I allow myself to be spending that much time on here? Why didn't STG keep Plumcake in the fold?

And most of all, when will the rhetorical questions all end?

Ugh, I'm such a sentimental twat...

Have your balls dropped?

 

[FurCoat]

Have your balls dropped?

Mine dropped at about 7500.

 

[VDL_Piper]

What’s that in dog years……..enquiring minds want to know!

 

[OzPiper]

Congrats
Does this mean you now qualify for codger-hood ?

 

[Servant King]

Does this mean you now qualify for codger-hood ?

I certainly hope so. Otherwise, the whole thing was for naught.

Have your balls dropped?

Yes, but I snagged them with Matrix-like reflexes before they could hit the ground. I may need to get them insured by Lloyds of London going forward...

What’s that in dog years

42.

 

[brian64]

Saying congrats for an obvious malady seems inappropriate...so I'll just say that I share your sickness. But I can at least tell myself it took well over a decade for me to break 10K. You're on track to hit that dreaded mark in less than 10 years, which is a really bad sign.

The good news is that pipe tobacco will likely be extinct well before then, so you'll have nothing left to talk about.

My only advice would be to get on your horse, leave all electronic devices behind, and ride off into the sunset.

 

[VDL_Piper]

I’ve had to come over here for my laughs as the best blend thread has been locked

 

[AroEnglish]

Who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time.

 

[trouttimes]

Congratulations. I have stopped looking at post numbers or response numbers. It make me think that all that time spent, I could have learned to speak Chinese.

 

[Servant King]

I’ve had to come over here for my laughs as the best blend thread has been locked

That's a damn shame. Now I'll never know how my beloved HH Latakia Flake would have done!

It make me think that all that time spent, I could have learned to speak Chinese.

True. And there's no better venue for showing off such an accomplishment than here, especially like that time a few months ago when all those foreign bots flooded the forum during the wee hours.

 

[coming to_falling too]

I've heard 5k posts is actually just 507c

Congrats

 

[Servant King]

I've heard 5k posts is actually just 507c

Congrats

Makes sense. Remove all the perique from my posts, and I actually only have 1,458 posts.

 

[AcesAndEights]

I’ve had to come over here for my laughs as the best blend thread has been locked

ServantKing -200 posts
AcesAndEights +100 posts

 

[coming to_falling too]

Makes sense. Remove all the perique from my posts, and I actually only have 1,458 posts.

Nah, I could swear there's Perique in there somewhere.

 

[Brendan]

When you think about it, that's a lot of birds. Also, I wish trouttimes did learn Chinese; just so he could translate all those fantastic SP.com reviews for us.

Servant King, congratulations?

Trouttimes, thanks for nuthin

 

[didimauw]

How the hell did I make 5,000 posts here? Where does the time go? How could I allow myself to be spending that much time on here? Why didn't STG keep Plumcake in the fold?

And most of all, when will the rhetorical questions all end?

Ugh, I'm such a sentimental twat...

Welcome to the age of custom titles. (If you wish of course)

Click it

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I've recently hit 5000... I think that says something about us, and it can't be something good.

As far your balls dropping, they don't just drop once and stop, they drop more as you go along.

This time of year that toilet water is pretty cold, be careful.