5k Posts aka The Passage Of Time

[brian64]

Done! I will hopefully have my custom title soon. I had to really think about it for a while

I hope it's not BOSCO.

 

[Brendan]

Yeah, T-Bone would be cooler.

 

[sablebrush52]

I heard he was forced to throw in a few McClelland tins as well to get the Bard title...with only the Holly's they were going to make it The Darling of Barlings.

Just the McClelland labels, steamed off of some empty tins, and rewrapped around tins of dog food. These were eventually sold on the aftermarket for hundreds of dollars each.

 

[sablebrush52]

I'm considering requesting mine to be: Almost Banned.

Actually, come to think of it, seems like there should be some special achievement award for anyone who makes it past 10K posts without being permanently banned.

If you ask nicely, they could make it Permanently Banned.

As for a special achievement award, I passed that 10k milestone years ago.

 

[Servant King]

I vote for a portmanteau: "Permanently Almost Banned."

 

[sablebrush52]

I hope it's not BOSCO.

Better than Crisco.

 

[Servant King]

"Wristwatch, Crisco..."

This thread has devolved in precisely the manner I was hoping. With ample assistance from myself, of course...

 

[brian64]

Just put in for mine...

That's a good one Funk...but when I first looked at it I thought it said Plebian Superstar.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

That's a good one Funk...but when I first looked at it I thought it said Plebian Superstar.

I could have gone with either... Hell, maybe Plebian Superstar was the better move.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

@Servant King I like that title.


I scrapped quite a few ideas.... Most of the good ones I could come up with would be considered uncouth.

 

[brian64]

@Servant King I like that title.

Ah yes...his finally showed up. Quite appropriate...any Millennial on here must be early-onset geriatric.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Ah yes...his finally showed up. Quite appropriate...any Millennial on here must be early-onset geriatric.

Basically true.

We do have have a few hipsters floating around, though.

 

[didimauw]

If you ask nicely, they could make it Permanently Banned.

As for a special achievement award, I passed that 10k milestone years ago.

Like sable, once you reach the 1 million post mark, it starts counting down back to zero.

 

[Servant King]

Like sable, once you reach the 1 million post mark, it starts counting down back to zero.

What happens then? Does it start going back up again, or does it actually dip into negative territory? I can't even begin to fathom the repercussions of having an account on here if it's the latter. Or maybe I just don't want to...

I scrapped quite a few ideas....

Same here. For the record:

Silver: Sir Jewcopo
Bronze: Elvis Castello
Honorable Mention: This Space For Rent (or alternately, This Is Not A Title)

 

[sablebrush52]

What happens then? Does it start going back up again, or does it actually dip into negative territory? I can't even begin to fathom the repercussions of having an account on here if it's the latter. Or maybe I just don't want to...


Same here. For the record:

Silver: Sir Jewcopo
Bronze: Elvis Castello
Honorable Mention: This Space For Rent (or alternately, This Is Not A Title)

What happens is that you disappear into a singularity.

 

[Servant King]

What happens is that you disappear into a singularity.

Do I get to bring my cellar with me? And if so, will this cause latakia to fade at all?

 

[sablebrush52]

Do I get to bring my cellar with me? And if so, will this cause latakia to fade at all?

Your cellar will become a sort of dottle blend plug.

 

[Servant King]

Your cellar will become a sort of dottle blend plug.

I'll take it. That's actually an improvement over what it currently is.