At school, when I was about 12, we had this music teacher who was sexy in a cute girl-next-door kind of way. My god did I have a thing for her!
In class one day, she was playing us different CDs for some reason that I forget, I think to show us different ways of doing a song intro.
Before she puts the next one on, she gives some preamble about Roger Waters and his Dad and all that, then slips the CD in and plays the opening to the album. All the noises and sounds; the guy talking; building up to that glorious Em9 chord and then... she turned it off, creating the biggest case of musical blue balls in my life.
I just had to get that album.
Thank you Miss M, you'll never know the things you did to me.