Well, came home today to a package. It was sitting absentmindedly in front of the garage door. I cautiously approached. We hadn’t anything that we were expecting to be delivered today. As one does, I procured a flat bottomed shovel and scooped that SOB up in one fell swoop and walked right to the trash can. Just as my wife lifted the lid for disposal she said “didn’t you say you were a participant in an online secret Santa?” Ohh the tone…dropped the shovel and caught the package mid air! She rests under the tree, first present to claim that right. It won’t make it to Christmas Day! I’ll share the contents upon opening.