🎄The Official Unofficial PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2023 🎅
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Guidance indicates seasonal fumigant has achieved full westward trajectory. Localized homing activated. Mailbox destruction imminent. Confidence is high. I repeat, confidence is high.
A classic! It’s a tossup between that and Jingle All The Way for me. Can’t explain why that movie tickles my Christmas bone, but it really does it for me.
Deer poop like goats so Santa gets pelted with feces when flying fast.
I recieved my box from Santa yesterday…….& what an intriguing box it is! Looks like I’ll have to ‘up my game’ & organise a party, prior to opening the box!
I’m thinking loud music, lots of balloons, girls in bikinis dancing around the Christmas tree, mistletoe in unmentionable places, an erotic buffet perhaps. There’ll be @mikethompson & @Ahi Ka doing their ‘magic Mike’ routine in the other room (on their own!). Hark at the hedonism! The herald angels will sing!
Yeah, it’ll be nothing like that. Lol
After I open my SS though, there’ll be a ‘party in my pipe’ i’m sure.
Me, Christmas morning ’having it large’ as we say.
I’m thinking loud music, lots of balloons, girls in bikinis dancing around the Christmas tree, mistletoe in unmentionable places, an erotic buffet perhaps. There’ll be @mikethompson & @Ahi Ka doing their ‘magic Mike’ routine in the other room (on their own!). Hark at the hedonism! The herald angels will sing!Yeah, it’ll be nothing like that. Lol
After I open my SS though, there’ll be a ‘party in my pipe’ i’m sure.
Me, Christmas morning ’having it large’ as we say.
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