I think Dan made that story up just so he could use it in the Secret Santa thread to drum up sympathy! He secretly loves her.Have you all heard the Mariah Carey story, or should I invite Santa Emeritus Dan to tell it?
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I think Dan made that story up just so he could use it in the Secret Santa thread to drum up sympathy! He secretly loves her.Have you all heard the Mariah Carey story, or should I invite Santa Emeritus Dan to tell it?
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@woodsroad I believe the time has come for the annual Telling of the StoryI think Dan made that story up just so he could use it in the Secret Santa thread to drum up sympathy! He secretly loves her.
Mariah Cary? Who?I think Dan made that story up just so he could use it in the Secret Santa thread to drum up sympathy! He secretly loves her.
I kinda like that song. I’m only tired of it after the 100th time hearing it. So, like, two more days or so…
In this thread Mariah is always right.She's being sued for 20 million for stealing the song.
Not saying who's right or wrong.
Just sayin'.
Coming soon to a forum near you:
In the quiet realm of mortal men, an unassuming photographer, armed only with a camera, found himself thrust into an unforeseen odyssey. As he captured the glamour and artistry of a drag show, little did he know that his lens would unveil a tale beyond imagination.
In the dimly lit nightclub, where sequins sparkled and voices soared, he unwittingly embarked on an adventure of epic proportions. Beneath the shimmering façade, an enigmatic world of intrigue unfolded. The Queen of Christmas, a figure of legendary power, emerged from the shadows, accompanied by her formidable henchmen.
A battle of the extraordinary and the ordinary was set in motion, as the photographer, now an accidental hero, faced the unforeseen challenges that lay ahead. Will he emerge from this enchanting and perilous encounter with his life and sanity intact? Only time and fate hold the answer.
"Miscarry"
Starring @woodsroad as "Dan the Photo Man"
If you tell Chatgpt to rewrite a couple of sentences in the style of Tolkien, you get some pretty cool results.