At the conclusion of this SS25 I am officially changing my name to avoid any further confusion about proper spelling of my username.
🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟
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Say it ain't so Hrad B!
Got my victim match !
Thanks Mike.
Thanks Mike.
Don’t know what to get your SS match?
Did they not post enough in the forums on what they like to smoke?
Do you not know enough about the disgruntled curmudgeon you got paired with?
Are you just too lazy to research your match?
Well I have the solution for you. For a small nominal fee, I will do the research for you. I will flat out PM them and ask them what they want on your behalf all while keeping you anonymous for an extra additional fee. I guarantee to find out what your match wants for Christmas and pass the information along to you. Act fast as to ensure an ample amount of time for you to make that exchange with your special someone in time for Christmas.
Ever find yourself too burnt out to even send a gift, or ask yourself why did I sign up for this? Well I can cover that too. For a limited time only, I can customize a special memorable hand crafted package ofshitty premium tobaccos that will surly put you in the running as a top tier gifter. Additional fees may apply. I take care of the shipping so you don’t have too. All shipments will be mailed with your return label so it appears you mailed the packages with all the love and care you put into your countless hours of selections.
Did they not post enough in the forums on what they like to smoke?
Do you not know enough about the disgruntled curmudgeon you got paired with?
Are you just too lazy to research your match?
Well I have the solution for you. For a small nominal fee, I will do the research for you. I will flat out PM them and ask them what they want on your behalf all while keeping you anonymous for an extra additional fee. I guarantee to find out what your match wants for Christmas and pass the information along to you. Act fast as to ensure an ample amount of time for you to make that exchange with your special someone in time for Christmas.
Ever find yourself too burnt out to even send a gift, or ask yourself why did I sign up for this? Well I can cover that too. For a limited time only, I can customize a special memorable hand crafted package of
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I know part of the fun is finding out what your match likes but whoever got me would be pleased to know I generally like everything except for aromatics. Hope that narrows it down for ya!
@MisterBadger welcome to PMSS 2025!
@cosmicfolklore you are welcome to join as well, as long as you are OK sending to the UK - PM me when you can so you can get your mystery match
Everyone else:
Please post in the thread when your mail your package
Please post in the thread when you recieve your package
*If life throws you a curveball and you need to back out, let me know ASAP so I can find an emergency elf to mail something out for you*
@cosmicfolklore you are welcome to join as well, as long as you are OK sending to the UK - PM me when you can so you can get your mystery match
Everyone else:
Please post in the thread when your mail your package
Please post in the thread when you recieve your package
*If life throws you a curveball and you need to back out, let me know ASAP so I can find an emergency elf to mail something out for you*
Let me know if you don't get it. I had already emailed you once before. To keep an aire of mystery, tell badger that I am still wavering on whether I'll do it or not.
Got your email cosmic - thank you!
Nobody tell misterbadger his match is cosmic!
Got your email misterbadger - thank you!
Nobody tell cosmic his match is misterbadger!
Nobody tell misterbadger his match is cosmic!
Got your email misterbadger - thank you!
Nobody tell cosmic his match is misterbadger!
Since all of the matches have been made, this seems like an excellent opportunity to state your tobacco preferences, since any such statements are currently scattered across 45 pages of incoherent drooling.
To reiterate, my preferences are truly modest, and easy to please.
Tobaccos should not cost less than $100 an ounce at a minimum, nor be younger than twenty years of age. Preferably they date to the 1970’s or early 80’s, before tobaccos began their slide into heavily retailed mulch.
Thank you.
To reiterate, my preferences are truly modest, and easy to please.
Tobaccos should not cost less than $100 an ounce at a minimum, nor be younger than twenty years of age. Preferably they date to the 1970’s or early 80’s, before tobaccos began their slide into heavily retailed mulch.
Thank you.
If we are stating preferences, I am pretty open to anything but 1792 (vomit).
I don't mind aros, as the room note makes my wife happy. I like VA's and Va/Per or Va/Bur, hell even Va/Per/Burs. I love Balkans.
Again (not doing reverse psychology) NOT 1792. lol
Virtually any other SG Blend is great, though.
Edit: I love me some latakia too but be gentle as my wife strongly dislikes the room note.
Good call.
I love non-scented Gawith Darks, VaKyPers, and other strong red and dark VA based interesting blends.
Fot some reason Rustica causes an uncomfortable reaction with my chemistry, and I’m not a fan of Latakia.
Oh, and I hope to not die without experiencing McC Va blends
Seriously, anything but goopy aro’s, lat bombs, and Rustica would be cool.
SS as-built and procedures manual
1.Stalk Research target: check.
2. Survey cellar for appropriate options: check (but hmmm
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3. Analyze market cellar supplementation options: check
4. Solid choices? Hope so, and what fun this is!
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2. Survey cellar for appropriate options: check (but hmmm
)3. Analyze market cellar supplementation options: check
4. Solid choices? Hope so, and what fun this is!
I prefer Virginia based blends. Mild lat blends are ok. I’m not a burley fan.
That all being said I’ll be grateful for anything better than sawdust.
Som Besths
That all being said I’ll be grateful for anything better than sawdust.
Som Besths
Love VaPers, English, Virginias, and Balkans. Not a huge Burley forward guy (yet, I suppose) and not big on goopy aros. Of course, I love McC and eso blends as much as the next guy, but seriously will be grateful for whatever comes my way, especially if it’s tobacco that my SS particularly enjoys. Happy holidays to all!
Got the sucker, er, uh….match last night. Dug through a lot of posts looking for clues. Just finished my online shopping to acquire the goods. It’s beginning to look a lot like PMSS 2025.
I like everything? Not aros! So not everything. I’m easy to please. Don’t go crazy, I have plenty.
- What a splendid idea. To whomever my Mystery Match might be, my preferences are for American Virginias and Burleys, only very moderately-blended amounts of Perique (if at all). I am not particularly keen on orientals or aromatics, and for would not thank anyone at all for pipe-ghosting Lakelands (especially 1792) or Thuoc Lao, which I'm pretty sure is what Satan smokes. Though I do like my weed robust, there are limits.
I’m pretty easy to please. I like rare and aged things only found from the old Soviet block countries. Ha ja. JK
I am pretty easy going, anything but hardcore aromatics.
I am pretty easy going, anything but hardcore aromatics.