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Brad H

Lifer
Dec 17, 2024
2,008
10,793
Don’t know what to get your SS match?
Did they not post enough in the forums on what they like to smoke?
Do you not know enough about the disgruntled curmudgeon you got paired with?
Are you just too lazy to research your match?

Well I have the solution for you. For a small nominal fee, I will do the research for you. I will flat out PM them and ask them what they want on your behalf all while keeping you anonymous for an extra additional fee. I guarantee to find out what your match wants for Christmas and pass the information along to you. Act fast as to ensure an ample amount of time for you to make that exchange with your special someone in time for Christmas.

Ever find yourself too burnt out to even send a gift, or ask yourself why did I sign up for this? Well I can cover that too. For a limited time only, I can customize a special memorable hand crafted package of shitty premium tobaccos that will surly put you in the running as a top tier gifter. Additional fees may apply. I take care of the shipping so you don’t have too. All shipments will be mailed with your return label so it appears you mailed the packages with all the love and care you put into your countless hours of selections.
 
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mikethompson

Commissar of Christmas
Jun 26, 2016
12,120
26,823
Near Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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@MisterBadger welcome to PMSS 2025!

@cosmicfolklore you are welcome to join as well, as long as you are OK sending to the UK - PM me when you can so you can get your mystery match

Everyone else:

Please post in the thread when your mail your package

Please post in the thread when you recieve your package

*If life throws you a curveball and you need to back out, let me know ASAP so I can find an emergency elf to mail something out for you*
 

cosmicfolklore

Moderator
Staff member
Aug 9, 2013
36,455
89,219
Between the Heart of Alabama and Hot Springs NC
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@MisterBadger welcome to PMSS 2025!

@cosmicfolklore you are welcome to join as well, as long as you are OK sending to the UK - PM me when you can so you can get your mystery match

Everyone else:

Please post in the thread when your mail your package

Please post in the thread when you recieve your package

*If life throws you a curveball and you need to back out, let me know ASAP so I can find an emergency elf to mail something out for you*
Let me know if you don't get it. I had already emailed you once before. To keep an aire of mystery, tell badger that I am still wavering on whether I'll do it or not. puffy
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
22,959
58,313
Southern Oregon
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Since all of the matches have been made, this seems like an excellent opportunity to state your tobacco preferences, since any such statements are currently scattered across 45 pages of incoherent drooling.

To reiterate, my preferences are truly modest, and easy to please.

Tobaccos should not cost less than $100 an ounce at a minimum, nor be younger than twenty years of age. Preferably they date to the 1970’s or early 80’s, before tobaccos began their slide into heavily retailed mulch.

Thank you.
 

wyfbane

Lifer
Apr 26, 2013
6,619
11,978
Tennessee
Since all of the matches have been made, this seems like an excellent opportunity to state your tobacco preferences, since any such statements are currently scattered across 45 pages of incoherent drooling.

To reiterate, my preferences are truly modest, and easy to please.

Tobaccos should not cost less than $100 an ounce at a minimum, nor be younger than twenty years of age. Preferably they date to the 1970’s or early 80’s, before tobaccos began their slide into heavily retailed mulch.

Thank you.
If we are stating preferences, I am pretty open to anything but 1792 (vomit).

I don't mind aros, as the room note makes my wife happy. I like VA's and Va/Per or Va/Bur, hell even Va/Per/Burs. I love Balkans.

Again (not doing reverse psychology) NOT 1792. lol

Virtually any other SG Blend is great, though.

Edit: I love me some latakia too but be gentle as my wife strongly dislikes the room note.
 

Sobrbiker

Lifer
Jan 7, 2023
6,547
89,401
Casa Grande, AZ
Since all of the matches have been made, this seems like an excellent opportunity to state your tobacco preferences, since any such statements are currently scattered across 45 pages of incoherent drooling.
Good call.

I love non-scented Gawith Darks, VaKyPers, and other strong red and dark VA based interesting blends.

Fot some reason Rustica causes an uncomfortable reaction with my chemistry, and I’m not a fan of Latakia.

Oh, and I hope to not die without experiencing McC Va blends😉

Seriously, anything but goopy aro’s, lat bombs, and Rustica would be cool.
 

Mikepiper

Might Stick Around
Apr 26, 2025
75
226
Miami, FL
Love VaPers, English, Virginias, and Balkans. Not a huge Burley forward guy (yet, I suppose) and not big on goopy aros. Of course, I love McC and eso blends as much as the next guy, but seriously will be grateful for whatever comes my way, especially if it’s tobacco that my SS particularly enjoys. Happy holidays to all!
 

MisterBadger

Lifer
Oct 6, 2024
1,154
9,927
Ludlow, UK
Since all of the matches have been made, this seems like an excellent opportunity to state your tobacco preferences, since any such statements are currently scattered across 45 pages of incoherent drooling.
- What a splendid idea. To whomever my Mystery Match might be, my preferences are for American Virginias and Burleys, only very moderately-blended amounts of Perique (if at all). I am not particularly keen on orientals or aromatics, and for would not thank anyone at all for pipe-ghosting Lakelands (especially 1792) or Thuoc Lao, which I'm pretty sure is what Satan smokes. Though I do like my weed robust, there are limits.