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Pipe_Guard

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Oh it’s a whirlwind. Early in the unlimited sex is great but after kids that goes away mostly. You love them and if they are good mothers you are lucky. I have a great wife. BUT they are all crazy in their own way. If they have only 1 insanity you are lucky. My brother married a girl who stuck her hand down his pants and smelled when he got home from work to see if he was cheating.. that marriage did not last long.. A cousin called me one day and embarrassed asked me if I am allowed to use as much toilet paper as I like because his wife only gives him 4 squares max for a crapper. I am lucky because my wife admittedly is a germaphobe and tries to manage it, and she does not waste money, is a great cook, and a terrific mother. So for better or for worse til death do us part. If you are ok not having kids then stay single and do everything you enjoy to the fullest. You can always marry at 70 and not be lonely but dogs are the most sane creatures I know..
4 squares? sheeeeeesh, sounds like hed be out in the yard collecting oak leaves to eek out his daily ration.
 
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bullet08

Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
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42,566
RTP, NC. USA
Did you get the medical reports of the previous owners going back 20 years? Com'on it's not like we are in 80s. We can prolong the life even for those with AIDS.
 
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Pipe_Guard

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Did you get the medical reports of the previous owners going back 20 years? Com'on it's not like we are in 80s. We can prolong the life even for those with AIDS.
and help them spread it even more.

But if you arent willing to wear someone elses poo stained underpants. Why use that pipe?
 
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huntertrw

Lifer
Jul 23, 2014
6,927
11,949
The Lower Forty of Hill Country
Think about this: When you and your wife go out to eat are you the first ones to use that silverware? The answer is NO; hundreds (possibly thousands) of diners have also used it, and God only knows what kinds of diseases they may have. But the restaurant washes and sanitizes their flatware so any possible contagion is not a problem.

I believe that the same is true for properly cleaned and sanitized estate pipes.
 

Pipe_Guard

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Jul 30, 2025
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We're fine, thank you. We don't need your approval. But the important thing is that no one gets infected by sharing a mouthpiece.
Well, the funny thing is one of my hobbies is vintage razors. There are guys who have no issue buying a partially used bar of shaving soap from another person and using it on their face and other bits.

But literally go full blown hysteria when they get an empty shave soap container that has dirt inside over "disease issues". Even though the tube was emptied in 1920, and has been in their grand pappies attic since 1967.


Other guys have no issue with usind pass around razors in "shaving tests" and reusuing the blade the previous shaver left in it.

But give them an actual razor with a speck of dirt, and its full blown hysteria over "COOOTIES"
 

Pipe_Guard

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Jul 30, 2025
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Now you have me wondering if there are self-portraits with pipes like Robert Mapplethorpe’s Self Portrait with Whip, from 1978.
Were I work, we have had people fishing used gum and use snus pouches out of the urinal, and i would be the only person to be disgusted by it. Even the company NURSE doesnt think there is anything wrong with that.

We had a guy who liked to dip his hand in clogged urinals, and then smooth his hair back with the um, day old liqoud products...
 
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phdaemon

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Oh it’s a whirlwind. Early in the unlimited sex is great but after kids that goes away mostly. You love them and if they are good mothers you are lucky. I have a great wife. BUT they are all crazy in their own way. If they have only 1 insanity you are lucky. My brother married a girl who stuck her hand down his pants and smelled when he got home from work to see if he was cheating.. that marriage did not last long.. A cousin called me one day and embarrassed asked me if I am allowed to use as much toilet paper as I like because his wife only gives him 4 squares max for a crapper. I am lucky because my wife admittedly is a germaphobe and tries to manage it, and she does not waste money, is a great cook, and a terrific mother. So for better or for worse til death do us part. If you are ok not having kids then stay single and do everything you enjoy to the fullest. You can always marry at 70 and not be lonely but dogs are the most sane creatures I know..
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