Something no one thought they'd see on a pipe forum today: I have been educated. I grew up on a farm around chickens every day. My undergrad degree was in Animal Science/Pre-Vet. And yet, I was going to suggest a change of the tin art to do a better chicken "evil stare," with more squinted eyes. Welp, research reveals they're exactly right, and that IS the way chickens stare at you when they're pizzed off at you and wishing for your death, with wider eyes. No matter how much you think you know.... The 3 people on here as weird as me are welcome.