The "Truth"

[orlandofurioso]

When you light up a nosewarmer, you'll probably burn of your eyebrows .

 

[ashdigger]

Never put DeCartes before the horse.

 

[warren]

The only absolute I can come up with it, you gotta use a pipe in order to smoke a pipe. Two I guess, gotta have tobacco. Now it's three, as you must have a source of flame. I guess it helps to enjoy smoking but, I suppose one could detest it and still smoke.

 

[canucklehead]

Never put DeCartes before the horse.

 

[Davy]

You want the TRUTH? You can't HANDLE the TRUTH!

 

[orlandofurioso]

Never cared much for the truth; illusions which we have forgotten are illusions.
According to some guy with a huge moustache who finally lost his mind because of untreated syphilis.

 

[gamzultovah]

By the title, I thought I was entering a Jehovah’s Witness thread…

 

[condorlover1]

If you smoke a pipe it will attract nubile young women, make you look very cool and sophisticated and people will compare you to Einstein or Sherlock Holmes. Nah didn't think that one would fly....

 

[Davy]

By the title, I thought I was entering a Jehovah’s Witness thread…

Actually, it's a Jessup's Witness thread.

 

[cshubhra]

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That thing is a pure joy to drive when you are at the back roads.

 

[timt]

You won't catch Jim.

 

[warren99]

The only absolute truth about pipe smoking is that there is no absolute truth.

Isn't that a corollary to Einstein's special theory of relativity? After all, he was a devoted pipe smoker.

 

[BriarsAndBottles]

Most pipe smokers are dudes. There are some lovely ladies that enjoy it too, but I’d reckon at least 75% of us are men.

Oh and don’t eat your tobacco.

 

[ThermionicScott]

All tobacco* is flammable.

*Except Peterson University Flake

<Samuel Gawith has entered the chat.>

 

[mortonbriar]

I don't even know that I am translating the YMMV accurately, I know LOL is 'lots of love' though.

 

[Silvrbdgr]

I don't even know that I am translating the YMMV accurately, I know LOL is 'lots of love' though.

Your Mucus Mighty Viscous

 

[Epip Oc'Cabot]

The only truth for pipe smoking….. is…. If it is enjoyable for you…. do so. If the activity is not enjoyable…. do not participate…. at least until you want to see if it may become enjoyable.

 

[kcghost]

No truth about pipes smoking or any else. Everything is relative. It is all just a pile of sturgeon do.

 

[B.Fee]

Fine white ash...

 

[FurCoat]

Retrohaling causes yellowing of nose hairs.

Most places that do Brazilians can get those bleached for you. YMMV