I have a collection of Briar pipes. Modest by many standards, excessive by others.
All are straight billiards of similar proportions, representing a wide cross section of iconic, factory-made pipes - Perhaps 50.
Yet — the pipes in my rotation are NOT high end.
A No Name Basket with a natural finish and clear, acrylic stem believed to be a Savinelli 111 second.
An unknown Sandblast with generous bowl dimensions and tapered to a thin bit for a light, easy clench. Only marking stamped “•LAT NZ” - Mystery pipe.
A No Name Basket with beautiful Birdseye on one side and stamped only “Genuine Imported Briar” purchased 28 years ago.
An assortment of MM Country Gent Cobs, my favorite MM shape. I have a dozen.
My pricier pipes occupy drawer space waiting for a conjugal visit that seldom comes. A lonely collection of what are supposed to be great smoking companions.
Why the inexpensive, factory seconds or bottom-tier pipes and why the Cobs?
The simple answer is that they have all proven reliably good… I’m able to fit a paper-towel wrapped finger into their chambers. Each is a comfortable, thin clencher. Each passes a pipe cleaner to the bowl. Each is a moderately inexpensive pipe. Each Is regularly hot water rinsed. —Maybe it’s because I can be rougher on these? Whatever the reasoning — each is always nearby.
Which leads me to my second question?
Does the Best Briar impart any taste at all?
I’ve heard that new briar can taste badly until the residual resins are heated away. But after that, does briar ever taste “good” or does briar transition from tasting “bad” to tasting “neutral?” Isn’t curing taken care of at the factory? Peterson’s have a bowl coating. (In my experience, to hide spilled stain) —That can’t taste good!
I’ve heard stories of “Sweet, Sweet Briar” — Let’s for argument’s sake, say that’s true. For how long can Best Briar impart sweetness? —It’s not an Everlasting Gobstopper. Any flavor would diminish with time and cake, right? Even Cobs lose initial sweetness, whether that’s good or bad is subjective. Meers lose their chalk.
My point is this. I know there are members on a grail quest to amass enough briar to find that one elusive, magical piece of wood that makes their tobacco sing.
Does that pipe even exist? If so, support your beliefs here.
I’m being sincere… I truly want to know. Whom among us owns unicorn briar?
My counter argument goes something like this: MSO has 90 pipes and smokes them all. Now, if one was “magical” wouldn’t he smoke it to cinder? I would.
Collectively, the members of this forum own tens of thousands of pipes.
And some desire to be a “one pipe” smoker. I admire that Codger thinking. I like things kept simple and easy.
I can be a thread stirrer — but in my own defense —I was left unsupervised.
Happy New Year! Have at it! Put the FUN in Dysfunctional. Be kind!

All are straight billiards of similar proportions, representing a wide cross section of iconic, factory-made pipes - Perhaps 50.
Yet — the pipes in my rotation are NOT high end.
A No Name Basket with a natural finish and clear, acrylic stem believed to be a Savinelli 111 second.
An unknown Sandblast with generous bowl dimensions and tapered to a thin bit for a light, easy clench. Only marking stamped “•LAT NZ” - Mystery pipe.
A No Name Basket with beautiful Birdseye on one side and stamped only “Genuine Imported Briar” purchased 28 years ago.
An assortment of MM Country Gent Cobs, my favorite MM shape. I have a dozen.
My pricier pipes occupy drawer space waiting for a conjugal visit that seldom comes. A lonely collection of what are supposed to be great smoking companions.
Why the inexpensive, factory seconds or bottom-tier pipes and why the Cobs?
The simple answer is that they have all proven reliably good… I’m able to fit a paper-towel wrapped finger into their chambers. Each is a comfortable, thin clencher. Each passes a pipe cleaner to the bowl. Each is a moderately inexpensive pipe. Each Is regularly hot water rinsed. —Maybe it’s because I can be rougher on these? Whatever the reasoning — each is always nearby.
Which leads me to my second question?
Does the Best Briar impart any taste at all?
I’ve heard that new briar can taste badly until the residual resins are heated away. But after that, does briar ever taste “good” or does briar transition from tasting “bad” to tasting “neutral?” Isn’t curing taken care of at the factory? Peterson’s have a bowl coating. (In my experience, to hide spilled stain) —That can’t taste good!
I’ve heard stories of “Sweet, Sweet Briar” — Let’s for argument’s sake, say that’s true. For how long can Best Briar impart sweetness? —It’s not an Everlasting Gobstopper. Any flavor would diminish with time and cake, right? Even Cobs lose initial sweetness, whether that’s good or bad is subjective. Meers lose their chalk.
My point is this. I know there are members on a grail quest to amass enough briar to find that one elusive, magical piece of wood that makes their tobacco sing.
Does that pipe even exist? If so, support your beliefs here.
I’m being sincere… I truly want to know. Whom among us owns unicorn briar?
My counter argument goes something like this: MSO has 90 pipes and smokes them all. Now, if one was “magical” wouldn’t he smoke it to cinder? I would.
Collectively, the members of this forum own tens of thousands of pipes.
And some desire to be a “one pipe” smoker. I admire that Codger thinking. I like things kept simple and easy.
I can be a thread stirrer — but in my own defense —I was left unsupervised.
Happy New Year! Have at it! Put the FUN in Dysfunctional. Be kind!

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