Tales Of Excess And Regret

[puff_not_snuff]

Last night I had a half of jar of clotted cream in the fridge so around 10:30pm I decided to dump some sugar in the jar and I ate it with a spoon. Today, I went on a hike and on the loop back it felt like a family of ferrets were polishing a bowling ball in my stomach. Never again... well, not until next week at least.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Me: Wow, I’m getting full
My wife: Then stop eating
Me: That’s not how this works.

 

[scloyd]

I'm an avid bicyclist and a couple of years ago I was on a ride, 30 miles out and 30 miles back to my truck. While on my way back to my truck I stopped at Taco Bell. Big mistake, when I finally got back to my truck, I felt like I was going to crap myself. Never again...I learned my lesson.

 

[Winnipeger]

Personally, I'm done with all dairy products. Can't do it anymore. I think a lot of adults are in denial.

Lactose Intolerance: Millions of Americans Don't Know They Have It - https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/topics/live-well/2017/07/lactose-intolerance/

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I'm an avid bicyclist and a couple of years ago I was on a ride, 30 miles out and 30 miles back to my truck. While on my way back to my truck I stopped at Taco Bell. Big mistake, when I finally got back to my truck, I felt like I was going to crap myself. Never again...I learned my lesson.

But, did you set a personal speed record with help from the chalupas?

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Personally, I'm done with all dairy products. Can't do it anymore. I think a lot of adults are in denial.

Lactose Intolerance: Millions of Americans Don't Know They Have It - https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/topics/live-well/2017/07/lactose-intolerance/

Probably, for me gluten is more of an issue.

 

[Grangerous]

I'm an avid bicyclist and a couple of years ago I was on a ride, 30 miles out and 30 miles back to my truck. While on my way back to my truck I stopped at Taco Bell. Big mistake, when I finally got back to my truck, I felt like I was going to crap myself. Never again...I learned my lesson.

Folks who pay for hundreds for colon cleanses obviously never heard of Taco Bell’s $4.79 special.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

The sick thing is. Now I really want some Taco Bell!

 

[Briar Tuck]

Even if you don't have a lactose sensitivity, it's easy to overdo dairy and end up with your stomach sounding like coffee percolating.

 

[Briar Tuck]

The sick thing is. Now I really want some Taco Bell!

Don't do it!

 

[AcesAndEights]

Folks who pay for hundreds for colon cleanses obviously never heard of Taco Bell’s $4.79 special.

Why don’t they build play lands in Taco Bell?
Cuz it’s hard to have fun when you’re about to mess yourself

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Don't do it!

I won't ha ha. We don't even have a Taco Bell anywhere nearby but a decent taco truck around the corner but sometimes a person just craves powdered ground beef dumped into a vat...at least if you are an American who was born before 1990 or so.

When my stomach is awry sushi is actually feels like the best option.

 

[Winnipeger]

Probably, for me gluten is more of an issue.

That's a double whammy for me. GF for over a decade now. It's crazy how 95% of things have wheat or dairy in them. Thankfully, tobacco is gluten AND dairy free.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

That's a double whammy for me. GF for over a decade now. It's crazy how 95% of things have wheat or dairy in them. Thankfully, tobacco is gluten AND dairy free.

You don't hot butter your tobacco?

I feel like dairy is a lot easier to avoid than gluten but both together is a real pain in the ass especially when trying to find a cheap lunch.

 

[AJL67]

I ate at a Taco Bell once about 25 yrs ago, well for accuracy i bought some kind of burrito there, walking down the street in Boston i unwrapped it, took one bite and literally spit in in a garbage can next to me and tossed the rest in after it. That is the extent of my Taco Bell experience, life is too short to eat shitty food.

 

[Briar Tuck]

I ate at a Taco Bell once about 25 yrs ago, well for accuracy i bought some kind of burrito there, walking down the street in Boston i unwrapped it, took one bite and literally spit in in a garbage can next to me and tossed the rest in after it. That is the extent of my Taco Bell experience, life is too short to eat shitty food.

Taco Bell used to be great back in the '70s and '80s when they cooked all of their food fresh at the restaurant. Now it's all pre-made at some factory and shipped in to be reheated. As a result it is absolutely loaded with sodium and other preservatives and tastes pretty terrible. It's a sad, inferior knockoff of it's former self, like most fast food places.

 

[bullet08]

Still love Taco Hell. Gotta have that bean burrito once in awhile.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I should amend my original post to include that I had a bagel (with some smoked sturgeon) on the trail which probably

Taco Bell used to be great back in the '70s and '80s when they cooked all of their food fresh at the restaurant. Now it's all pre-made at some factory and shipped in to be reheated. As a result it is absolutely loaded with sodium and other preservatives and tastes pretty terrible. It's a sad, inferior knockoff of it's former self, like most fast food places.

Chic-Fil-A is probably the only fast food chain that has above average quality control (when it comes to food) but I only go there for the waffle fries and a vanilla shake.

 

[AJL67]

I should amend my original post to include that I had a bagel (with some smoked sturgeon) on the trail which probably


Chic-Fil-A is probably the only fast food chain that has above average quality control (when it comes to food) but I only go there for the waffle fries and a vanilla shake.

In California I used to like Carl’s Jr. they had good fresh stuff, which is funny because Hardee’s sucks

 

[puff_not_snuff]

In California I used to like Carl’s Jr. they had good fresh stuff, which is funny because Hardee’s sucks

Yea, I've heard that Carl's Jr. is good but never tried. I don't believe we have any here on the best coast? The absolute BEST fast food chain I've ever been I have to say is Culver's out of either WI or MI. Their buttered burgers and frozen custard shakes are the bomb.