Ever Seen a Grown Man Cry?

[Andriko]

Oh! i remembered when my friend "Superman" got kicked in the ball by this beautiful Latin girl! He cried, but we all had a good laugh.

There can be only one...?

 

[jmill208]

That last pipe of McClelland No.1 Oriental was the most enjoyable pipe that I've ever had while driving my car through a blinding rain storm.

A pipe in one hand, a shifter in the other in the rain. Who are you? Tommy Lee?

 

[woodsroad]

Oh! i remembered when my friend "Superman" got kicked in the ball by this beautiful Latin girl! He cried, but we all had a good laugh.

Who kicked the other one?

 

[bullet08]

Who kicked the other one?

Not sure. Never checked how many balls he had, but I'm sure one of 'em get a good kick.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Is it better to only have one get kicked as opposed to both of them? I mean, does it only hurt half as much?

 

[ssjones]

That last pipe of McClelland No.1 Oriental was the most enjoyable pipe that I've ever had while driving my car through a blinding rain storm.

I'm glad to see there are still men in the world who can smoke a pipe, and drive a straight stick! #LostArt

 

[woodsroad]

I'm glad to see there are still men in the world who can smoke a pipe, and drive a straight stick! #LostArt

Ah, but in nowhere near the style that you can pull off, Al!

 

[Servant King]

Did you adopt a highway?

Not yet. You'll know when four lanes turns into two...

 

[brian64]

Not yet. You'll know when four lanes turns into two...

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And speaking of seeing a grown man cry..."Oh the humanity!"

 

[Puffaluffaguss]

You were warned about eating chicken cooked in NyQuil!

I tried it last week, don't knock it till you try my friend

 

[Puffaluffaguss]

Hey

I’ve never owned a vehicle with an automatic transmission.

I could make the observation that people drive an automatic because it gives the driver a free hand to scratch their vag***, but I won’t.

Hey man it's 2022 if I want to scratch my vag while driving ima do so. Gender equality and such.

 

[woodsroad]

I emptied my 2014 tin of Odessa today, too…

 

[bullet08]

Is it better to only have one get kicked as opposed to both of them? I mean, does it only hurt half as much?

Next time I ran across a Shaolin monk practicing Iron Balls technique, I'll ask him.

 

[bullet08]

There can be only one...?

Actually, do have a friend with only one ball. He's first Gulf War vet. Apparently, there was a radioactive leak on his ship and he lost one of 'em. But he's married and has a son. So, it's functional.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Actually, do have a friend with only one ball. He's first Gulf War vet. Apparently, there was a radioactive leak on his ship and he lost one of 'em. But he's married and has a son. So, it's functional.

“A ball in the hand works like two in the bush.”
—bullet08

 

[woodsroad]

“A ball in the hand works like two in the bush.”
—bullet08

It just gets better and better.
We have to find an appropriate gift for Kevin for letting these autumn-winter darkening days threads run wild.

 

[edger]

I can't wait till my wife gets too old to drive. I'll buy a manual transmission used car and never look back (unless it's in the rear view mirror). My truck is a stick and I love the old thing(1994).

 

[Servant King]

It just gets better and better.
We have to find an appropriate gift for Kevin for letting these autumn-winter darkening days threads run wild.

Define "appropriate."

Just doing my part to try and encourage prevent chaos.

 

[woodsroad]

Define "appropriate."

Just doing my part to try and encourage prevent chaos.

“Appropriate” is primarily a question of cultural context. Kevin is a Florida Man, I believe. Don’t they thrive on meth, prostitutes, roller dogs and cheap baby powder?

 

[chopper]

@mikethompson : The good news is it is not COVID since the test came back negative so I am afraid it is the winter flu!

The flu's returned huh? Bugger, just when I was starting to think we had something for which to be grateful . . .

Before covid was engineered in a lab in China, every year between 30,000 to 50,000 Americans died from complications due to the flu [usually pneumonia]
In 2020/21, only 256 Americans died from the flu.

Now that the Rona scamdemic hysteria has died down, I guess we can go back to calling corona-viruses the common-cold and flu again.