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JOHN72

Lifer
Sep 12, 2020
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Spain - Europe
I didn't know the words were so huge. I was writing from my cell phone, away from home. And now that I'm home, I see the phrases on the desktop computer, gigantic. A fun afternoon of laughter. An empty tin, it's a damn empty tin. I have finished dinner. So I'm going to drink some whiskey, I can't stand seeing empty cans, it's horrible. I thought today was Friday, what the hell, I only drink on weekends. Well, but I can't stand the sight of an empty can, so I'm entitled to drink whiskey, on a fucking Monday, for fuck's sake.jack-nicholson-the-shining.gif
 

brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
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When the horizon gets dark and cold, you can cry on my shoulder. I will be your best friend. You'll pee your pants, so excited, I'll kick your ass, like a fresh cauliflower. I think the image of the empty can is cruel and terrifying.
These may be the 4 greatest consecutive sentences ever written on this forum...especially considering it was a spontaneous response to someone crying over their empty McClelland tin.