Pipe Tobacco...Or Dog Food?

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Crap, what does it do to people?

Makes a nice tuna salad.

 

[3rdguy]

We feed our dogs raw food but...

 

[hairvise]

My dog prefers her kibble completely rubbed out except when she prefers it folded and stuffed when she wants a more leisurely meal.

 

[woodsroad]

Other possible co-marketing dog food / pipe tobacco brands:

Salmon Run
Road Kill
Dog Rocket Twist
Fetch! Flake
Leg Hump
Herding Cats

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Chuck Wagon Twist
Gaines Rolls
Escibble and Bits

 

[woodsroad]

Kibble and Bits of Latakia
Burly Dog
Autos sind tödlich
Salty Dog Chow

 

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[jpmcwjr]

Hector, my 8 year old almost full black Lab, doesn't like his kibble aged at all. Lightly rubbed out and hydrated, yes. I never pack it as tightly as he'd like, so he's not overweight.

He suggests "Pedigree Flake topped with H2O" as a good name for his daily fare.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Hector, my 8 year old almost full black Lab, doesn't like his kibble aged at all. Lightly rubbed out and hydrated, yes.

Do you take hygrometer reads on the dogfood also?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Not so far! He's very comfortable with the amount of water I add and the length of time I let the bowl sit to soften the bits. Actually, he'd prefer to get at the bowl as soon as it's poured....

 

[woodsroad]

No sense of delayed gratification

 

[saltedplug]

Yeah, I'm meeting a new GP this afternoon and am I can't decide about whether to offer him some warm baby seal brains or the old standby, cat food sandwiches.

Who is that guy playing dobro telling that sandwich tale? Really like his pants.

Awesomely funny thread! I would say that Harris, as usual, out-snarks everyone.

 

[brian64]

Who is that guy playing dobro telling that sandwich tale? Really like his pants.

That is the incomparable David Lindley...stringman extraordinaire, and undisputed King of Polyester.

 

[litup]

Does anyone else use water to clean their dog bowls after feeding? If so, how many pipe cleaners do you use to dry the bowl when you're done?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Does anyone else use water to clean their dog bowls after feeding? If so, how many pipe cleaners do you use to dry the bowl when you're done?

I prefer a thick cake in my dog bowls. Besides, no one really knows what water does to the bowl.

 

[ChuckMijo]

This is my favorite posting I have read! Love it!! Comments are fantastic!! You guys are good

 

[BROBS]

We feed our dogs raw food but...
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none of our pets would eat raw stuff. We tried a few different times and ways.

 

[Old School 3319]

One of my male dogs got a hold of one of my daughters rabbits in the back yard. He enjoyed it, my daughter not so much

 

[Olkofri]

Alpo Latakia???? Do you hate your dog that much?? I'm not sure I'd even give it to cats. ?

 

[Olkofri]

Table scraps

As long as there's no chocolate in those scraps.