Another Anatomically Reminiscent Pipe

[canucklehead]

Ha ha, something that has always perplexed me... I coach a high school debate team, and I'll see penises drawn on bathroom stalls, on posters in the hall. Why do boys always seem to draw penises? When I was a single dad of two little girls, and I was potty training them while travelling, I'd have to take them into convenience store bathrooms, and there would be a drawing of a penis. I'd have to tell them that they were drawings of rocketships, ha ha. Some grown assed man sat there and the one thing that came to his mind to draw was a penis?

It goes back 1800 years even... when soldiers out guarding Hadrian's Wall would get bored... and instead of boobs or vaginas, what did they scratch into the wall...
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"Dick was here."

 

[mortonbriar]

Ha ha, something that has always perplexed me... I coach a high school debate team, and I'll see penises drawn on bathroom stalls, on posters in the hall. Why do boys always seem to draw penises? When I was a single dad of two little girls, and I was potty training them while travelling, I'd have to take them into convenience store bathrooms, and there would be a drawing of a penis. I'd have to tell them that they were drawings of rocketships, ha ha. Some grown assed man sat there and the one thing that came to his mind to draw was a penis?

It goes back 1800 years even... when soldiers out guarding Hadrian's Wall would get bored... and instead of boobs or vaginas, what did they scratch into the wall...
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We just bought our first house a few weeks ago, and I was taking my four year old daughter through the forest reserve across the road. It has a bunch of mountain bike tracks through it with jumps etc.... oh and giant dicks carved into 3 or 4 trees. They were above her head height so I never had to have the conversation. I guess some things never grow old and fall off.

 

[Ahi Ka]

We just bought our first house a few weeks ago, and I was taking my four year old daughter through the forest reserve across the road. It has a bunch of mountain bike tracks through it with jumps etc.... oh and giant dicks carved into 3 or 4 trees. They were above her head height so I never had to have the conversation. I guess some things never grow old and fall off.

To put this in context, you did just buy a house down the road from the most frequented park up spot in the city bro.

 

[anantaandroscoggin]

For a whole lot less than the $5,000 in that other thread:


Nude Cigarette Holder from Block Meerschaum
$239 but there's a "pre-order" sale


Nude Cigarette Holder from Block Meerschaum
$295 but there's a "pre-order" sale

 

[anotherbob]

Ha ha, something that has always perplexed me... I coach a high school debate team, and I'll see penises drawn on bathroom stalls, on posters in the hall. Why do boys always seem to draw penises? When I was a single dad of two little girls, and I was potty training them while travelling, I'd have to take them into convenience store bathrooms, and there would be a drawing of a penis. I'd have to tell them that they were drawings of rocketships, ha ha. Some grown assed man sat there and the one thing that came to his mind to draw was a penis?

It goes back 1800 years even... when soldiers out guarding Hadrian's Wall would get bored... and instead of boobs or vaginas, what did they scratch into the wall...
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I got a painting I have to show you now. It's pretty awesome and on theme by the way.

 

[canucklehead]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

For a whole lot less than the $5,000 in that other thread:

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Nude Cigarette Holder from Block Meerschaum
$239 but there's a "pre-order" sale

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Nude Cigarette Holder from Block Meerschaum
$295 but there's a "pre-order" sale

You'd have to be a real dick to walk around smoking that.

 

[mso489]

Then the guy who buys this pipe experiences burnout. What then? An omen?

 

[Ahi Ka]

Atleast we can all agree that @chasingembers would do the best job on maintaining those rims