If Dickens & Tolkien Had Collaborated
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A Cherokee Indian chief had 3 wives all of whom were pregnant.
When the first squaw gave birth to a boy, the chief was elated and built them a teepee made of buffalo hide.
The second squaw also gave birth to a boy a few days later. The chief was extremely and built them a teepee of antelope hide.
Soon, the third squaw gave birth, but the chief kept the birth details secret. He built them a teepee of hippopotamus hide [I know there are no hippopotami in North America,but just go with it.] He challenged the people of his tribe to guess the latest birth details, and whomever was right would win a fine prize.Many attempted but failed to guess the details.
Finally, a young brave came forth and declared that the third squaw had had twins.
"That's correct" aid the chief."How did you know?"
"Simple, " said the brave. "The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
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A Cherokee Indian chief had 3 wives all of whom were pregnant.
When the first squaw gave birth to a boy, the chief was elated and built them a teepee made of buffalo hide.
The second squaw also gave birth to a boy a few days later. The chief was extremely and built them a teepee of antelope hide.
Soon, the third squaw gave birth, but the chief kept the birth details secret. He built them a teepee of hippopotamus hide [I know there are no hippopotami in North America,but just go with it.] He challenged the people of his tribe to guess the latest birth details, and whomever was right would win a fine prize.Many attempted but failed to guess the details.
Finally, a young brave came forth and declared that the third squaw had had twins.
"That's correct" aid the chief."How did you know?"
"Simple, " said the brave. "The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
Err, not trying to piss on anyone's parade but you don't pronounce Worcestershire with the hard sh. at the end, the correct way would be to say wo-stu-shure, (trust me I lived there most of my life!) 
How do you get pipes and tobaccos shipped to a bottle?Err, not trying to piss on anyone's parade but you don't pronounce Worcestershire with the hard sh. at the end, the correct way would be to say wo-stu-shure, (trust me I lived there most of my life!)
We use the the Lee and Perrins bottles not the Heinz ones, they have magical properties.
You're a Hobbit?Err, not trying to piss on anyone's parade but you don't pronounce Worcestershire with the hard sh. at the end, the correct way would be to say wo-stu-shure, (trust me I lived there most of my life!)
Dear God, the jokes are only getting worse in here. And for the record, Lea & Perrins is the only Worcestershire sauce. All others are imposters.
It's a must for a bloody mary. If it weren't for the list of ingredients, you wouldn't know there's fish in it at all.
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