Is There Any Blend That You Wish Were a Woman So That You Could Make Love to It?

[Waning Embers]

Says the guy with Stud in his moniker....

Yours sounds an awful lot like bare back.

 

[J.Henry845]

Three Nuns of course!

 

[elasmo]

I'd rather not....then I'd have less tobacco...

 

[Waning Embers]

Three Nuns of course!

That's what caused the Deacon's Downfall.

 

[prairiedruid]

Black Frigate is a ship so she be a lady. Treat her right and she always brings you home.

Of course there is the rest of the crew.....

 

[crawdad]

Voodoo Queen?

 

[Country Bladesmith]

Three Nuns of course!

We must know different nuns. ?

 

[mikethompson]

I am genuinely surprised this thread is still here this morning.

 

[Casual]

I am genuinely surprised this thread is still here this morning.

Are you saying the thread should put on the same clothes it wore yesterday and do the “walk of shame” home?

 

[petes03]

You do realize when reading blend descriptions, it’s spelled virginIA right?.......

 

[Old School 3319]

Being as i smoke to relax, no i have three daughters and they tend to be a reason why i try to relax in the first place

 

[pappymac]

I've been married for 45 years . My wife says the answer is no.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Ever took one home, and you wish you didn't? start telling it you have a head ache and have to wake up early...

 

[mso489]

No philandering, gentlemen.

 

[Waning Embers]

No philandering, gentlemen.

That has sadly long been the norm.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I really like Ennerdale Flake, but that would be an old lady, seeing as it smells of granny perfume.

Saying that, there are old ladies and then there are old ladies..............

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Looking as good as she did in Prime Suspect.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I’m actually a little disappointed in myself for not thinking of this thread

 

[briarbuck]

Ever took one home, and you wish you didn't? start telling it you have a head ache and have to wake up early...

That's called coyote tobacco. You are excited to try it, then wish you could chew your arm off to get away from the horrid stuff.

 

[mso489]

Well, D&R does make a blend of two toasted burleys called Two Timer, which might serve this purpose. For burley smokers, it's tasty, and not likely to excite any jealousy from your partner.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

I’m actually a little disappointed in myself for not thinking of this thread

I’m disappointed in myself for continuing to check it...