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I'm so proud of my pipes. I don't deserve all of these Beckers. But, I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ba-dump-tump
The difference between four pounds of Penzance and a dead hooker? I don't have four pounds of Penzance in my cellar. pa dump tump
The secret to forums is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. ba-dump-tump
I have this one pipe that is so large, that when I smoke it around the house, I smoke it AROUND the house. ba-dump-tump
Outside of a dog, a pipe is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too wet to smoke. ba-dump-tump
I like to smoke Royal Yacht before I go to bed, so I sleep like a baby. I cry a little; wet the bed a little. ba-dump-tump
If you want me to stop just rattle your jewelry.
If you want me to stop just rattle your jewelry.
You know you've reached middle age when your doctor tells you to slow down more often than the cops. ba-dump-tump
Feel free to jump in at any time. The water is warm, and I no longer have to piss. bada-dump
Feel free to jump in at any time. The water is warm, and I no longer have to piss. bada-dump
Stalin loved his Royal Yacht, and one day he was smoking when he fell into a well. A farmer rushed to save him, and the dictator offered him anything within his power in gratitude. The farmer requested, "Just please do not tell anyone that I saved you." ba-dump-tump
Pipes, women... why is it that everything I love is either unhealthy or has multiple restraining orders against me? ba-dump-tump
I changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'. ba-dump-tump
Thank you ladies and germs, please feel free to drop a dollar in the hat.
Thank you ladies and germs, please feel free to drop a dollar in the hat.
I asked God for a pound of Stonehaven, but God doesn't work that way. I stole the pound of Stonehaven and asked for forgiveness. bada-dump
Should I stop... please... :
: Say what you want about deaf people... tadump-ching
Should I stop... please... :
: Say what you want about deaf people... tadump-ching- Status